dr. willard

jeff computers

"average american consumes 3864 calories per day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average american consumes 2000 calories per day. Calories Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 calories each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Email from Gov. Kathy Hochul with the subject line, “My plan to end New York”

kathy no!

it's usually worth remembering that some people on here got significant mental illness

thank you ❤️ hope my committee accepts bribes just in case tho

two weeks to thesis defense, i want to go live in a cave up in the mountains and never be seen or heard from again

Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral

screamin’ for the cream

yeah it’s bad

one thing that i think is kind of funny is that if enough users come here and leave x the everything app, elon could end up chopped up in like five to ten saudi briefcases and that makes me smile a little bit tbh

it’s so cool that they were like “we need to address climate change. let’s host a conference of the world’s biggest emitters in a petrostate, and have everyone take private jets there, so that we can accomplish nothing and pretend like we’re making progress”

that’s crazy. who’s the first-largest emitter?

dp girlies stay winning

Mummified remains of ~5000 year old Ötzi, the Iceman

if i had a time machine, i’d probably go back in time and introduce this fella to the crisp, refreshing, and guilt-free taste of diet coke

hell yeag