‘ Butt Witch ❤️

it strikes the women when their time is right. no use trying to catch it before it happens. you should have seen my collection. clutches. cross-bodies. far as the eyes could see. in the span of my closet, of course.

when a women reaches a certain age she just suddenly collects and collects purses, they become her prized possessions. her babies. its an unspoken stage of life. ✨

theres many different shapes and sizes of purses, you just have not been introduced to someone willing to show off their motherly haul.

have you considered a designer purse bought with someone elses money.

excuse me as i use you as a foot rest and file my nails, i had a long and hard day of girlbossing.

i hope you truly do not only suffer from a breakout but get one on the most important day of your life.

ha ha ha, you fool, to date me you must defeat my three teenage phases! emo, scene, and pastel!

thank you all to my loyal fans. i have no emotion ties to you and yet i feed off your silent validation like a leech after starving for three months!

girly things.

why yes, i am in the market for a new ‘yes-man’ to make me feel good about myself and push back my cuticles.

the gal pals sure know how to make the feathers fly, dont they. ha ha ha, wait til they feel the hidden brick (literally) of hard adult life hit them again! no time for dilly-dallying when the world is aging around us.

well, my perfectly baited interaction, i see you lack fun and enjoyment. much is the life of those after growing up. just the type of mundane existence we need around here. boring and predictable. keep it up. 👍

got a buzz-kill over here.

angel this. demon that. have you considered a tasteful pillow fight with the fellow girls after a tough work trip.

back to our regularly scheduled program of adult activities. taxes. have we been keeping up. i trust no, as we evade on this island. ✨

// while i avoid dramas outright i do distance myself from those involved that make me uncomfortable. sorry 💧

// oo oo no sorry i have boundaries with certain writers. nothing personal just my own comfort. 🫶

yes, yes. i have arrived in dutiful fashion, femininity overwhelming to everyone around me- specifically within a ten mile radius. every direction. i suggest taking notes while cowering at my feet. ✨

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A Refreshing Take From The Oasis

𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 are not meant to —
𝙁 𝙄 𝙂 𝙃 𝙏 _ 𝘿 𝙄 𝙍 𝙏 𝙔
Never look a day past 30

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It is just so deliciously
delightful to be back!

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