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a little girl is holding a fork in her hand and making a funny face . ALT: a little girl is holding a fork in her hand and making a funny face .

I'm useless. I either think they're into me and they're not. Or I miss all the signals.

a woman in a black dress is dancing in front of a crowd at a party ALT: a woman in a black dress is dancing in front of a crowd at a party

There's music on and I move that's the only connection. That's what alcohol and drugs are for. So that everybody doesn't care what you're doing.

two men standing next to a woman with the words " you 're nicked " written on the bottom ALT: two men standing next to a woman with the words " you 're nicked " written on the bottom

I can't remember what it was. You have form for this type of crime?🤣

She was going out with her father to see fireworks. I asked where are you going to see them? "In the sky silly where else" The lovely bundle of sarcasm (that she got from her mother)

My little niece called me a "fucking idiot" I said where did that come from and she said "That's what mummy calls you"

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There has been an incident. Let's just say that I'm glad I always carry spare clothes in case of changing a wheel getting soaked in the rain or something like that. Today was different. Anyway I'm off to find somewhere selling Imodium.

You have many lovely Catshelf observation points

About 20 yrs ago I had my mobile phone set to auto answer. Which was great for my van with Bluetooth that muted the radio. I wasn't in my van and my girlfriend heard my squeeling and said she had trouble not wetting herself laughing.

Who's your favourite today. And who has the best claws😀

I'll be inside the M25 sometime Tuesday or Wednesday. Making no excuses for bouncing along the M3

Far Side

Observation point.

But you might have to employ someone to wash the bits you can't reach 🤣

This is a list of people I think I've seen out and about. Today I saw Mark Radcliffe getting on a bus with his dog in Bolton

Those eyes say it's mischief time

They will give you the ability to reach the Catshelf

These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.

*one voice altered to disguise identity

Eat, drink or apply to the pain as a poultice? 🤣

Sick of people whining about Tesco prices being high if you don't have a clubcard. Just get one. They're free. "But they collect my data" So fucking what? If they want to know about my cheese eating habits, they bloody well can. anon_opin GOLD from 19th January 2025

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Happy Jif Lemon Day to all who celebrate

It might have flown in through the window🤣

Are you near a window?

a man is covering his face with his hand and the word geez is written on the screen . ALT: a man is covering his face with his hand and the word geez is written on the screen .

Oh no it's half term 😱

My daughter has special needs. Took her to church at Easter. The Vicar loudly proclaimed 'Hallelujah!' My daughter immediately shouted "It's raining men!" Brought the house down. Fesshole GOLD from 29th November 2020

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If I was to wear make up again* I would definitely get this done.

*Fancy dress

Because you only do that when he's there🤣👍

Doggo's house?🤣

Now you're talking!

Purpose built Cat shelf if anybody asks

I don't think you look like where's Wally and two or three because you don't have the facial hair, So number four it is.