garlic knight

Description of a dream where a bunch of people dressed in yellow unwittingly vote for "Bam de NamBas", a killer snake that eats anyone who looks at him. They may have voted for the killer snake because they were displeased with the current political environment, or because his name was funny and kinda sounded like "Bananas". Either way, they were unaware of his violent nature when he appeared and began to kill people. It is uncertain whether or not he won the election.

Don't vote for Bam de NamBas, worst mistake I've seen in a while.

Half-Life 2 speedrunning:

2005: we don't take the car cos we can bunnyhop faster.

2025: if we rub a paintcan against a tire while saveload crouchcanceling, we permanently bisect our body's physicality and now our soul leaves our body every time we bodyslam a loot crate.

#pixelart #artpost

“Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.”

Via ABC News

ㅋㅋ..

Small Mike (counting on his fingers): I sharpen his nose, I do his grocery shopping, I take his obgyn appointments for him... Ralsei: You... Administer Mr. Tenna's obstetrics and gynaecology appointments? Mike: No, I go to his appointments and I take them for him. Ralsei: Huh??? Ralsei: Does that... Work...? Tenna (in the background, jumping around & writhing on the floor): POSITIVE!?!?!? What do you MEAN, my PAP SMEAR came back positive????

a friend of mine did manual labor for me and insisted on being repaid with "suggestive tenna fanart", so here's my interpretation of that.

While it's true that mandatory identity verification will inevitably be leaked on a massive scale, the thing you need to understand when framing these arguments is that many folks in favour of such measures don't see that as a bad thing. Full de-anonymisation of the Internet is the explicit goal.

A monochrome drawing of Tenna, as originally conceptualized (4 arms and a bug ass), pinned up for display on a red background.

wow i love tv <pinning this cool bug i found up for display>

[ #deltarune #tenna | #myart ]

A picture of Tenna and Alphys sitting together. Tenna is cross-legged, smiling and giving a double peace-sign. Alphys is nestled in his lap and grinning. In large text above, the text says, “Consider them!”

Instead of giving Tenna to Mettaton/the Nobody, Susie and Kris leave him in Hometown’s alley. Alphys picks him up and takes him home. Alphys uses Tenna to watch anime, old cartoons and play eroge. She’s always wanted a CRT because to her - it displays older media better than an HDTV. Of course, Alphys is an isolated and anxious woman - so it’s not long before she starts treating Tenna as another person. He becomes a confidant to her fears and insecurities in the Light World… But she also talks to him about her interests and passions - ones she’s shy about disclosing with other people in Hometown. Then, one day - a Dark World opens in Alphys’s room… and Tenna and Alphys finally meet.

Tenna’s default outfit has changed because he wanted to appeal to Alphys’s tastes. It gives her a reason to look at him, which is all he really wants. He can also change his outfits. (Maid! Bunny! MewMew cosplay! Nurse! And more…) His Dark World is much smaller in this AU. It consists of two major rooms: his game room and a mini green room. Though these can change… Also, Tenna lost all of his staff after being rehomed - so he does all of his work by himself. Maybe he’s getting a taste of what he put his employees through… Phew!

Alphys plays visual novels and eroge in the game room. Tenna is too stunned to backseat her. Alphys: “So for context, Deathpolca is the leader of the demons and she…” Tenna (thinking): “Whoa mama. That Lily Killer lady sure has interesting tastes in fashion.” On the flipside, Tenna shows Alphys his favorite movies (to inspire her!) Tenna: “And this is one of my FAVORITE scenes in ‘The Artist.’ Just look at that shot composition!” Alphys (thinking): “Oh, I’m SO going to reference this in my doujins…” They do croquis (for Alphys’s art practice) And they sing karaoke together!

what if tenna ended up with a different owner? 📺⚡️🐊

If you want to actually solve the problem, instead of punishing itch, start calling payment cos

Collective Shout, which is run by people who get published by Spinifex, a very terf-seeming organization, apparently needed 1,000 people to yell at visa to get this done.

We got more than 1000 people.

LOOK WHO'S FREAKIN' LEFT! OUR DISGUSTING FUCKIN' CONTESTANT!!!

Crabbage

The machines could never live up to the magnificent glory of a spontaneous 5 minute photoshop after a friend mentions "crabbage"

do you wanna be FRIENDs #deltarune

Ralsei (sweating, in pain): The phrase is "BUILT LIKE A BRICK". It's "built like a brick". Kris, please say "built like a brick". Kris-- Kris (evilly smiling down on him together with Susie): It's cool that Susie is bricked up

these r all basically the same fucking image but i dont CARREEEEE #queentenna directly into my veins
#deltaruined shes so mean to him

creatures

Another “felt grisaille” piece. I’m working on a series of stone gods hopefully for an exhibition (if I can find a venue) more info on each piece when I’ve completed this series.

They're doing their best <3 #deltarune #missmizzle #cuptain #cuptains #mizzle

update<3

i read the citations like the fx when opening a dark fountain

pancakes

The roaring happens after Jockington grew a cool beard
(I made this for @saltydkdan.bsky.social deltarune chapter 4 video)
#DELTARUNE #deltarunespoilers

tenna playing Mario Kart 64 on himself in a mirror. he's awkwardly holding the N64 controller backwards so it faces his own screen

okay fuck it I'm leaving it 3D

mirror mode

Three heroes appear at the edge of the splatlands...
#Splatoon3 #DELTARUNE

I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.

thinking of switching to csp? need help resetting all those shortcuts to work like they did in your prior drawing software? have i got the post for you: bsky.app/profile/port...

like so #tenna #deltarune