Xalavier Nelson Jr.

Oh shit - I actually meant 12!!

I don't want the stolen valor!!

I'd love a way to get back up to speed!! And ironically I'm 212, heh.

absolutely would but go off king

The "you wouldn't download a car" meme generator but it says "you wouldn't short a baby"

I jumped into Fallout 76 for a few hours with the Wastelanders update and really enjoyed it - I wanted to get back in today, but I remember none of the mechanics or the rhythm of the game.

Any tips? Should I just start over? I'm at the point where it's telling me to go to Morgantown Airport.

...so glad to have brought this sentence into the world

THIS GAME IS FUCKED UP AND HARD!!!!!!

*SHORTS ANOTHER BABY*

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

Also worth noting that Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator just dropped a demo and it's really fun. Absolutely loved the first and excited for this one to full release. Seems fresh yet familiar!

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It’s time to short that baby – Strange Scaffold has revealed their new alien infant stock market sim (you read that right!) Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (you read that right too!).

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blurred windows, by jasper byrne 4 track album

it's bandcamp friday and i have a new album out

gaze through all four panes of: blurred windows

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(i've been wanting to use a Space Warlord game to do reactive content and narrative since the first game; i'm so excited)

so, we hit a very weird edge case bug for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (now fixed!) that meant players with unexpected language settings saw every line of text in the game as just saying IMPLEMENTED

anyway; this is a baby event coming in the next patch to the demo

I trailer'd this very normal game.

It took a while, but Nuclear Throne Update 100 is out now! (and 50% off on Steam) store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...

As stressful and addicting as the stock market except you only lose fake money and also see a bunch of lives play out!
You could honestly write stories based on most of the babies you bet on lol

thanks, i already screamed a few times over a baby's life getting to good after i shorted it

Strange Scaffold must have the most multifaceted library of any developer out there. Their output continues to surprise me as I start to wonder what they CAN'T do

YouTube video by New Blood Interactive Dungeons of DUSK - Reveal Trailer

NEW BLOOD PRESENTS:

From the developer of INFERNO

and LUDUS MORTIS

A TURN BASED RPG ADVENTURE...

SET CANONICALLY BETWEEN THE EPISODES OF DUSK.

DUNGEONS OF DUSK.

youtu.be/f7XHvyJHrl4

Thank you!!

We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!

💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
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SHORT THAT BABY! 📈

Just announced at the @pcgamer.com Show - Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator.

Play the demo on Steam RIGHT NOW!

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CONFIRMED

I think we both know this would probably still be your thing

normally extremely not my thing but that damn strange scaffold touch has once again sucked me in

Not this time - we're gonna focus on making the game as good as it can be, then figure out if there's a batshit thing that's the best fit for THIS world post-launch!

Video games: still good

I love Strange Scaffold so much

Please go try the alien baby stock trading game

Ooh, I can't wait to see the replies. For my money: Common Side Effects and a lot of other recent adult animation handles this really well.

Yesssss! Super excited I got to do more weirdo pixel portraits for this one. Play the demo now and see 'em! 🤩🤩🤩