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Northernlion twitch streaming Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

its happening!! www.twitch.tv/northernlion

YOU ARE IN FOR SUCH A TREAT

NORTHERNLION IS PLAYING BABY TRADING SIMULATOR

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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This is a screenshot from the Steam page for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. It features the games key art, which shows an alien baby with tiny little business suit clad aliens climbing its head to grab a suitcase full of money. One such alien is holding the case aloft and they look pretty happy with themselves. It then features the games logo. Below it says... Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator. All reviews : Very Positive (96) Release Date: 29 Jan, 2026

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is incredibly close to 100 reviews on Steam!

Reviews can make a HUGE difference to the game being surfaced on Steam so thank you all! And if you haven't left a review? Well...we'd love it if you would! 📈

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i was delighted to be on this

i am married to a very funny woman

watch the hit video that my wife raved:

"...it's what I signed up for"

get space warlord baby trading simulator today!!!
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there is an entire planet of Fuzzes (actual name)

This is the best video game advertisement I had seen in at least a decade. I am 100% sold.

you should play space warlord baby trading simulator if youre bad at understanding shorting and need supplementary material to teach you how to game the ingame system

Golden trophies in all 6 campaigns currently available in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator.

Pro Baby Shorter Tip: Consultants can occasionally tell you information that could guarantee a parley is successful.
Parley wisely and your baby portfolio will SKYROCKET.
Also thank you to everyone at Strange Scaffold for this hella fun game THERE'S MORE CAMPAIGNS COMING OUT EVERY WEEK WOAH HOW COOL

watch the hit video that my wife raved:

"...it's what I signed up for"

get space warlord baby trading simulator today!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

This article is great. Huge props to Victoria for writing a piece that centers the experience of the people who loved this app.

That said, I think it only begins to scratch the surface of the *business* failure. I reported on this acquisition and the FTC probe at the time. "Kiss of death" is right.

Personally? I'm honored

A weekend later, and Baby Trading Simulator is still hanging on to the New and Trending charts!

There's big discounts if you own previous Strange Scaffold games, so PLEASE tell your friends--and leave a Steam review if you haven't already. Thank you so much!!
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This happens in one very specific instance (the baby dies on the first event).

Fix coming soon!

Now, this week! So soon!!

And a new game mode the week after that!!

DAMN RIGHT

Save 15% on Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is so narratively engaging and pulse-pounding. You're trying to make money while the babies you're speculating on are "Getting struck by lightning" and "Being chased by crop creatures."

Honestly, play this game.
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DO NOT INVEST IN DIBBY STOCKS

I would NOT tell you that because then I'd be LYING

(Achievement name from @tv-neato.bsky.social who stunned us into a moment of silence during the brainstorming session)

I'm playing SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR today! Been excited to play this for a while! Come short some babies with me! www.twitch.tv/nilnilgiree

Shout out to all the amazing Black game developers, media, and creatives across every part of making games. I’m rooting for y’all year-round.

Go follow Black folks making games. We’re often ignored, then imitated. Tag some Black devs below and follow the ones you don’t know yet.

Donate to Help The Tartan Skirt Go Digital, organized by Julia Gordon Hi, I'm Julia Gordon and for several years in the 90s I was involved in working for wide… Julia Gordon needs your support for Help The Tartan Skirt Go Digital

A small but deeply meaningful local project - digitising issues of 90s Scottish trans magazine The Tartan Skirt so all of us can access them.

It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!

You won't have to wait long - two new campaigns this week!!

photo of the select a trader screen from space warlord baby trading simulator with all the trades at gold trophies

"i just lost 200k credits cause the baby i was investing in suddenly got eaten during a ritual and immedietely went from full hp to 0" actual thing i said to my friend after playing space warlord baby trading simulator, STRANGE SCAFFOLD I LOVE YOU cant wait for the updates

I'm really not sure!

All I got from making the game is angry at the stock market

We're not teaching children to gamble, WE'RE GAMBLING ON CHILDREN!

ITS TIME TO SHORT, THAT, BABY! : www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde/

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Review
Pros:
Number go up
Great aesthetic and soundtrack
Steam deck verified!
Cons:
My university lecturer asked me what I was playing this weekend and I answered honestly and now I think I’m on a list

a picture of two desk monitors. on one screen is an umamusume race. on the other screen is a friend's screenshare of space warlord baby trading simulator. i'm feeling awesome.

i'm gamblemaxxing