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Logan Webb now has 6 career outings with 10+ strikeouts and no walks

Only other Giants pitcher with 6+ in at least last 125 seasons:

Madison Bumgarner: 12

#IchiroHOF

Seattle is definitely a place

The Giants trading Yaz has me crying on the way to work

He’s officially back, I’m so excited!!!!!

My girlfriend has never heard of the Blue Angels, that’s crazy

Bruh…..

EUGENIO BACK W THE MARINERS GOMS GOMS GOMS

Cop in riot gear holding baton behind yellow line next to sign at Denny Blaine Park reading "CAUTION: You are entering the DeGenitalized Zone (DGZ), which is under the jurisdiction of Rich Entitled Prudes.

Opponents of Denny Blaine Nude Beach Propose DeGenitalized Zone: tinyurl.com/2xd9jttp

Also the book I’m currently reading is being turned into a movie which I think will be cool but I’ve also avoided watching trailers for fear of spoilers

The thing about reading is every time I get halfway through a book I’ve gotta resist the urge to look it up and see what other people’s thoughts on it are

16 hr shift where everyone is just constantly smoking cigarettes and i have to not ask for one

Yay!! Congrats to both of you!

Brennan Lee Mulligan confirmed nicest man in the world

i tweeted the exact same thing 😭😭 just a very unserious team all around

Seeing Superman again tonight :)

I got 2 auto-petters tho so still a win

Doing a skull cavern run in Stardew Valley trying to get to lvl 100 & it was 1:50 when i hit lvl 90 and then i accidentally used a dessert totem instead of a farm totem smh

It’s very funny to me that Barry Manilow ended before 930

This spot has a pistachio espresso martini and it’s fucking delicious

Giants lose, I go to the bar

show was sick tho

MCR loves theatrics

Need my fantasy team to get it together

Finally working through my comic book backlog, starting with What If… Venom

Joelle is watching The Sandlot for the first time and after Ham said “you’re killing me smalls” she went “Oohhhhh!”

I hate when my coworkers try to talk sports because they’re such idiots and don’t know what they’re talking about

Saying I’m going out for a smoke but really I’m just drinking beer

Them + Josh Rojas are the exception

I feel like half these white sox players are from a “random guy generator”