Kylie

@bananachangames.bsky.social

'bout to play some Darkness at the Brink of Ohio at my actual overnight job. I'm sure this won't be psychically damaging at all!

sounds easy to me

This painting of a 20-something twink from 1596 made one man say “seeing this painting has made me so gay I need to go to the hospital” thepointmag.com/examined-lif...

Genius idea: a garbage disposal, but for your shower drain, to shred up all the hair so it doesn't get clogged.

Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law

Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly

Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor

OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal

media: should shoplifters be executed?

Tfw when you realize you forgot to refill the printer paper at work like six hours ago.

A quote from Meditations in an Emergency It is easy to be beautiful; it is difficult to appear so.I admire you, beloved, for the trap you've set. It's like a final chapter no one reads because ...

It is easy to be beautiful; it is difficult to appear so.
I admire you, beloved, for the trap you've set. It's like a final chapter no one reads because the plot is over.

Frank O'Hara, Meditations in an Emergency

www.goodreads.com/quotes/25991...

take me down
to the feral hog city
where them bad boys number
bout 30 to 50

They're master negotiators 😔

No, I had to give them rotinis after

Five different rats jostling for position to lick my toes. Wait, six. Is this what being a celebrity feels like?

Don't be ridiculous, a witch is whatever she wants to be. Besides, someone needs to protect all the tall willowy witches and the short round witches.

Hey, is there already a name for posts here? I saw someone calling them skeets and 1. I hope they were joking, 2. Is it too late to petition for "Bleet" instead? Like a goat does? Because that is my vibe. Just Bleeting into the void.

Starting things off with a real negative vibe: you know what sucks? Monsters with human ears. We hate that.