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Steel Battalion (2002)

ea-nasir: "what is 'texas'?"

abba-surin, greatest of the devouring beasts, shown in profile. it is a vaguely draconic being with a cavalcade of nested mandibles, for all it knows is a hunger beyond hunger. it also has three eyes in each socket, and horns. it is depicted in a filthy yellow-blue with extensive pinks for internals and vital fluids, though its saliva is variably yellowish or white.

portrait sketch of a ¿dragon?. about 45 minutes, much of which was me scratching my head on how to draw saliva strands with the tools available on my phone.

Pulse is either really good (Japan) or very confused about what it was remaking (US). it can be a very depressing watch, fair warning.

Underwater.

Weird thought but: original Pulse? The characters are competent, there are no right moves.

yeah, that's where I'm at. though i have cause to get back into audacity so who knows

any other spicy brained folks get two songs stuck in their head and their brain just naturally merges them into a mashup you're burdened with for literal days?

rn it's
MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit
and
Saja Boys - Soda Pop, from KPop Demon Hunters

why? idk. elements with similar tempo, I guess

tag yourself I'm Febroctougust

teeeeeeeeeeeny tiny ittle noggin

a common technique in statuary is to exaggerate perspective on elements that will be difficult to approach for scale; David, for example, has a massive melon dome because he is so tall. Seeing the statue in person, from below, the head seems more normal. With Brady, here, the reverse will be true.

20+ VIEWS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS $145.05 Hand-Painted Working Lament Configuration Puzzle Box - Premium Hellraiser Prop with Spiral Stand

hey. hey. WORKING?

We are all (with) Kosh

the people of Darkon would likely have this feeling about Azalin Rex if his accursed realm let them remember anything or have thoughts of their own

ah yes, intolerance of fascists, a classic fascist position

kinda jealous you could include XZR!!

how are you possibly a fascist, commitment to veracity in information is literally a non-fascist thing

a game for every user of my lettername
I've given myself some rules. You can probably guess them.
D- Diablo
O- Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
O- Oxyd
M- Might and Magic: World of Xeen
F- Fallout
U- Ultima VII
N- Nethergate
K- King's Bounty

the first one i caught was dr. octagonecologyst, specifically from hearing blue flowers on mtv. was this the beginning of horrorcore rap? I don't fucking know but it was sick as hell

anyway read Ulysses. and listen to any Kool Keith albums while you're doing it.

unfortunately the quiz prompting this reply is down. here it is on wayback.
web.archive.org/web/20120411...

yeah, like... obviously there's a lot more to it but that's the shortest version of skyrim's core objective, probably. there's a bunch of old people who scream magic, there's a wizard school, there might be super vampires or an old guy in a squid hat, it's a big game. the dragon is the thing.

you've got to find an old book and read it on a weird mountain to make a dragon stop being naughty.

yeah! like i know the movie is about self-acceptance but sometimes you need to look at where this stuff comes from and, wellllllll, rumi had exactly one parental figure...

were i boarding this I'd give her a massive cast shadow in every scene that probably lays over the girls

yeah i agree with this. she has maybe two complete scenes? compared to gwi-ma presenting fairly constant pressure.

a snip of Del The Funky Homosapien liking my post calling Deltron 3030 a perfect album. BECAUSE IT IS

oh shit

any answer i could give to this question would summon a former coworker to kill me with a hammer

geoffrey longsword looks like the first edition d&d character made by donny osmond