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chris balser ๐Ÿ–ค

@doomfunk.bsky.social

systems designer. artist. writer. doer of silly voices. salmiakki advocate. worked on ESO, Starfield, Diablo 4, Cyberpunk 2.

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the way Odin learns seiรฐr is wild, funny, and a little sad for what it says about how these women are remembered. but regardless hell yeah scare the shit out of the menfolk

12.12.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we've got a place for people like you. in the sous. (it's pretty cool actually)

12.12.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

had to find this to show to my kids so reposting it to repost it. dudes rock

11.12.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

didnt see what

11.12.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

came here to agree and also say: hell yeah Jack Stauber

11.12.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's got so much love and care poured into it, easy to be enthusiastic in that way. like for me it "clicks" the same way my perennial fave does. it's great!

11.12.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had this game for years and it rules. It's made by a fellow member of a niche community (Lowtax sufferers) and so i got it early to support, but I'd recommend it regardless. Nothing beats wrestling a dogman so successfully you keep the security recording for trade.

11.12.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

put it on MORE CHEESE

11.12.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many people are saying this (especially me. Games Workshop you must let me write my Drukhari novel.)

10.12.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fallen london

10.12.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

in this exact moment this is what i needed

10.12.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH

10.12.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

especially bad when there's a consistent group of people you've been cleaning up after. no good can come of that relationship.

10.12.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

disregarding my own experiences, an engineer i worked with and cherished spent a little over a year consistently nailing his 99 theses against the doctrine of continual tech debt to the conference room doors, figuratively speaking. no discipline is spared this spiritual agony. nobody is safe.

10.12.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heck even rings of power had old tom

09.12.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

come and see! expert pick. learn everything you have ever needed to learn from it in one viewing and never go back.

09.12.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the remake for the last house on the left has made me extremely careful about how I pick my horror movies. I love horror in general but that's not a movie I ever want to experience again.

09.12.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

quietly filing this behaviour into the same bin I put guys who complain about things like "vagina bones" in gaming.

09.12.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah! an incurious blowhard. a joy to encounter, always. :(

09.12.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

disregarding this blowhard's distaste for visual novels (and presumably also audio novels) if steam was exclusively for games valve wouldn't have added numerous non-game product codes to it, like movies and music and books and more. polluting the review system in the pursuit of a steam long gone.

09.12.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gavlebocken stands in the center of jagged fencing basking in the sun.

Gavlebocken stands in the center of jagged fencing basking in the sun.

"Solen sa hej idag och jag svarade med att inta min bรคsta bockpose - stรฅtligt va? ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒž

The sun said hello today, and I responded by striking my best goat pose - quite majestic, right? ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒž"

09.12.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

honestly this would still be sick

09.12.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolutely. what kids need is trustworthy guidance more than anything else, and anyone expecting them to be lie detectors is doubtless going to subject them to an eternity of bullshit. kids don't need that; they need to be kids.

09.12.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is also why child witnesses are so dodgy in court- you can plant a story contrary to what they've seen in the child and it often happens. it's really sad+gross.

09.12.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for the emperor

08.12.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3342    ๐Ÿ” 1052    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Preview
a man with a beard wearing a hat and glasses with the word jaws on the bottom Alt: Hooper, from Jaws, wearing a denim shirt and bucket hat and glasses, with his greying beard, smiling and nodding, lifting his eyebrows conciliatorily.
08.12.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

avast! what spy ye there, Mister Hamilton?!

08.12.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot explain it but a man with a beard in a toque immediately becomes a grizzled man of the sea to me. like if I look at your profile pic and imagine a beanie on it you're instantly a member of a long haul crew to me. genuinely no idea where this comes from.

08.12.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you didnโ€™t know:

When you cook mushrooms, slice them up and cook them in a dry pan. No oil. Leave them on medium heat and let them sweat out all their water. Youโ€™re not ready to add oil or other ingredients until the mushrooms are no longer leaching water, and browning at the edges.

08.12.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 476    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh no

08.12.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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