Dan Jordan

I fuckin wish

If consumer electronics become too expensive I will have no choice but to don some black boots and pick up this here trusty guitar

Are you telling me that if I actually gave a shit and tried more in school then I would've been allowed to do these during class?

I have a desire to sketch. This only happens to Dans when they're greatly distressed

Drinking a glass of pure water, the elixir of life, crystal clear and more refreshing than all else in god's kingdom: fuck this

I wish I believed that mattered more than this country's staggering sexism and racism

I don't want to "lock in"

I want to create diverse textures and meshes that lend each region and biome a distinct visual style

The worst enablers in the world want me to update my L4D campaign

Our experiment granting supreme authority to the shittiest man conceivable has gone swimmingly

Has anyone made a tern-based strategy game?

At some point we have to ask ourselves whether a society without pets.com is a society worth saving

If you're a real red-blooded america patriot who loves freedom and god, you should probably help dismantle the militarized police state

Me: I like a good tight exposition scene. Efficient. In and out in under 3 minutes.
Second cop: I clocked him doing 90 in the school parking lot

man, Unity can't even make games themselves with their own engine

Ha! I hadn't. That's great!

I think there's a market for a pc kart racer featuring characters from indie games. This belief is based on absolutely nothing

They're totally ragging on you their journals, bro. They say your linking books suck. They're calling your ages unstable.

Statistically, at least one person spent Valentine's Day introducing their partner to Morrowind and then they fucked like rabbits

My reaction whenever Musk opens his trap about america and culture

At every stage my brain is like:
What is the ideal save/load system?
What is the ideal texturing workflow for me?
What does a good modeling workflow look like?
It's awful

Making a game? Haha no this is more like an elaborate model train set that will never be finished

If I ever hear someone talk like this I will punch them directly in the sternum

If you havent played Metroid Dread yet you totally should

My mother-in-law texts me only about once a decade and even then only grudgingly, so yes

Maybe the other two guys would've won if they weren't so busy transitioning to grayscale

While you were studying the blade, I was reading imdb trivia for movies I've never seen

The perfect woman doesn't exi—

Oh shit I missed DC. Got bless 'em

When they say mutual aid they mean mutual aid

I'm constantly asking myself this