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Iโ€™m a Duck that gives a fu&k. I also live in the bluest part of Maine ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

16.05.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7846    ๐Ÿ” 1604    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1473    ๐Ÿ“Œ 295
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'Hetero Awesome Fest' planned for Idaho capitol during LGBTQ Pride Month A local restaurant owner is organizing the Boise event after hosting a โ€œHeterosexual Awesomeness Monthโ€ last year.

Lack of self awareness is not knowing how gay your straight event sounds. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

07.05.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Earlier this week: heat wave in Paris.
Today: hail storm.

Maybe our planet is trying to tell us something?

04.05.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6432    ๐Ÿ” 1534    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 358    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124
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Founding Fathers & Religion: Myth vs. Fact

22.04.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1982    ๐Ÿ” 810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61
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Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - Jalopnik Tesla can't find buyers for the current backlog of nearly 2,400, or $200 million worth of Cybertrucks, despite claiming over a million orders were received.

Imagine having a brand that sucks so bad you stop accepting trade-ins of your own cars. www.jalopnik.com/1829010/tesl...

08.04.2025 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Republicans wouldnโ€™t know a warning sign if it kicked them in the nuts.

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Gotta love Canada!!

08.03.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will do!

07.03.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Wa Po, now that youโ€™ve sold your soul, eat a bag of dicks!

03.03.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.

02.03.2025 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54045    ๐Ÿ” 15007    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 861    ๐Ÿ“Œ 813
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Shit!!
Not Woody!!

03.03.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œOur cows shit better ideas than Vance.โ€

I love Vermont!!

03.03.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remember his spray-on hair look?

27.02.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Muskโ€™s Starlink gets FAA contract, raising new conflict of interest concerns | CNN Business The Federal Aviation Administration has agreed to use SpaceXโ€™s Starlink internet system to upgrade the information technology networks it uses to manage US airspace, raising new concerns about conflic...

Did y'all hear about Elon Musk new $2 BILLION FAA contract?

Conflict of interest . . .๐Ÿ‘€

Instead of Republicans taking jobs and programs away, they need to be investigating thisโ€”but OH RIGHTโ€”they report to King Musk.

www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/b...

27.02.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6529    ๐Ÿ” 2092    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 401    ๐Ÿ“Œ 129
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My new favorite.

24.02.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œMore than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.โ€

Beyond parody.

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I donโ€™t know what this says, but Iโ€™d be front row at that parade!

22.02.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I tried ivermectin for my TDS. Didnโ€™t work.

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This Is the Way to Stop Elon Musk Senate Democrats have the power to block federal contracts to Tesla and SpaceX. Itโ€™s the path to pushing Musk out of politics.

theintercept.com/2025/02/17/e...

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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

07.02.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8489    ๐Ÿ” 2945    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 164    ๐Ÿ“Œ 135

I love me some Australia!!

07.02.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trial set for โ€˜MAGA Lumberjackโ€™ indicted on rape charges in Limestone County A trial date has been set for the โ€˜MAGA Lumberjack,โ€™ a Madison man charged with rape in 2023.

This guy is a J6ER.
Anyone surprised?

05.02.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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