Roger Kangaroo

... no soft toilet paper. 😳

Damn you Grant, now I just gotta go find this.
I was looking forward to a couple of hours horizontal doing some serious nanna napping.
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lol, not gonna happen now.

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aaah, the good ol' days.
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... actually, some of them weren't that good.

Haven't seen it yet, but look forward in eager anticipation!

No spoilers!

Finally worked this out...
Medical research is a sheltered workshop for Asperger's people.
So that means we been getting it wrong all the time.
Autism causes vaccines! OMG OMG!

Nice rant!
Needs more cowbell though.

Oh, and I am disturbed by your lack of use of the Caps Lock key, it is on the left about half way up the keyboard.

Roger.

Don't care what it is about, but can we have Morgan Freeman's voice do a pop up in there somewhere.

What's up?
Gonna do a public service announcement for Christmas.

You are still allowed to say Merry Christmas, OK?
There is no one stopping you saying it...
I'll say it again, Merry Christmas.

Stop with the bullshit faux pearl clutching horror about this shit, you are over reacting.
... ffs.

YouTube video by ABKCOVEVO The Rolling Stones - Mother's Little Helper (Official Lyric Video)

I think Queen Vic was on the Laudanum too.
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A lot of women were morph addicted in the 1800's thanks to that stuff. The wild west's version of "mothers little helper".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-zx...

I approve of this activity, especially the watching of the ones where cats are just being jerks.
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Anyone spotted Wally yet?
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Awesome pics, could get lost staring into them.

Walking into a casino in Cherokee I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac.
Memorable...

What's up?
Got a question for the fellas of a certain age...

Ginger or MaryAnn?

Xergg, if you have never read any of Terry Pratchett's Discworld books, you need to.
But I now have an image in my head of the peasants storming the stronghold with torches and pitchforks as only Pratchett could describe.
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The peasants are sharpening the pitchforks...
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Grats on the innebriation, I'm a bit jealous, on meds and not allowed to drink.

Oh, and this..
"You are the most heavily armed nation of cowards in the worlds history."
yeah, us Aussies found this out in New Guinea in WWII...

Yeah, it's was all fun and games and then a T-Rex ate a frog, it was terrible.

And South Park.
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Oh my god...
South park will have a field day with that still shot from the video you linked Sarah!
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And see how many of the nine recognised signs the "whaddabout" person ticks the box for, you only need five.
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And if they tick the boxes, instantly warn your girlfriends and move him into the "no way" zone.
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Or maybe the "just once for curiosity" zone.
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I would love to teach every 15 year old girl to recognise one phrase, "What about [insert name]" Or as us Aussies say, "Whaddabout..."
Massive red flag for any girl, some fella just threw a friend under the bus to save their ego.
Instantly get phone out and google 9 signs of narcissism...
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And in their rage cycle how they will try to make you juggle a chainsaw, a cat and a watermelon, 😳 by throwing four or five questions at you and not letting you finish an answer to one, and keep swapping back and forth never letting you answer.
So predictable and easy to counter.

Aaah Kathy, I see you are familiar with the concept of NPD and the utter predictability of the sufferers actions.
Narcissists really are a one trick pony, and they all follow a predictable pattern, weird so many people can't see it.
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Got me scratching my head here.

... and here, if you are really good and don't cry when you get a needle, you get a lollypop. I shit you not!
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I got some jelly beans last time I had bloods taken.
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This, "Dirty Socialist" is sitting back worrying about real problems, like is the beer cold enough.
What is this concept you speak of where you go bankrupt and lose your house if you get sick?
Down here the gubberment actually encourages you to go to see your doctor first sign of sickness.

Nah, gonna disagree there.
I reckoned it was rubbish in 1980 and still reckon it is rubbish now.
Shakespeare is credited with introducing words into English.
Nah, he was a twat and making shit up to fill holes in sentences that were bottomless. So painful to read.
I did like Shylock though.

I suggest starting with: -
"How about you get the fuck out of my country then we might... maybe talk about peace."

Aaaah, the land of the free!
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Now I get it.

Didn't work at Nuremberg either...

I would so love to go back and do my year 12 English again with my 63 year old cynical head.
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