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a digital illustration of Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, and Nancy Wheeler from the TV show Stranger Things. Eddie and Steve are sleeping on a green couch while Robin sits on the floor in front of them. She's holding a coffee mug and has breakfast in front of her. She's looking up at Nancy. They're all wearing pajamas. Nancy's first speech bubble reads: "Good morning." Robin replies: "Morning, Nance. I just made a pot of coffee." Nancy replies: "Did they really spend the night out here?" Robin replies: "Yup." Eddie's very small speech bubble reads: "Shut up."

domestic fruity four 🫶

was literally thinking this is something steve would post and it would be eddie’s fault

something something becoming the villain

This is state violence.

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

anderson looks ready to provide critical support

idk about you guys but I’m pretty painfully aware of what state the union is in

My evergreen, always-relevant, delightfully depressing essay on hockey culture. Gather 'round friends, it's going to be a *fascinating* year. www.patreon.com/posts/actual...

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

ok after everybody finally left I got to see my stressed old man (dr michael robinovich) and his children (the staff of the ptmc emergency dept) and I am happy now

is it uncouth to whip out the macbook at one’s own birthday party if nobody is paying any attention to you

I could be writing about my blorbos or watching the pitt or rewatching superman (2025) instead of dodging my weird uncle-in-law while my senile bigot grandfather steals my seat on the couch

I should know better than to let my mom invite the extended family over for my birthday 😑

just found out it’s also connor storrie’s birthday! another celebrity birthday buddy joins the ranks of steve irwin and lea salonga!! 🎂💜

"I stand for my beliefs," Spud said after the two were separated. "I'm going to peacefully stand here and support my beliefs. I support ICE and law enforcement," Spud said. "You can go peacefully f-k yourself!" the student who punched Spud yells. "That's against school code. No swearing in the school," Spud responds.

god this kid rules (the one who punched spud)

seriously, to have another US hockey win today of all days would be so fucking cool

c’mon, hockey boys. gimme a birthday present!!

my second biggest beef with the nhl is that there are too many teams wearing black, white, and gold

as a lapsed cradle catholic, I will never get enough of the pope telling james donald bowman to fuck off

alysa liu!!!

my reaction to every single quote I have ever seen from sam altman (against my will) has been “good god this man is so fucking stupid”

randall the snitch from disney’s recess

every school has a randall

and don’t even get me started on the THIGHS. I want to bite!!!!

I am never going to get over the fact thar so many Americans died that corpses stacked up in nursing homes and hospital morgues, that refrigerator trucks had to be brought in for the overflow, and that the big takeaway from Important Pundits is there should have been *less* mitigation.

they better get a fair treat wage!

I’m not gonna lie, that last one was a jumpscare. what right does he have…

So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game