Kaiser @ Celebitchy

1. that's not how this works

2. this is, like, six hours of pay

3. this is clearly Trump trying to message to the military that they are his personal army and reliant on his largesse

4. they're probably lying about this donation even existing

5. that's really not how any of this works!

personally I take great solace from trying to stick to a “if I die it’ll be with my teeth in their throats” kinda approach to life

Kim Kardashian on Kanye: ‘He’s never once called and asked’ to see the kids www.celebitchy.com/946750/

Mail: Is Queen Elizabeth to blame for how Prince Andrew turned out? www.celebitchy.com/946940/

Business of Fashion: Duchess Meghan isn’t starting a beauty brand… ‘at this time’ www.celebitchy.com/946801/

The demolition of the White House East Wing was completed ahead of schedule www.celebitchy.com/946954/

Queen Camilla’s gothic Vatican headpiece was a custom piece by Philip Treacy www.celebitchy.com/946911/

Prince William’s ‘lack of engagement’ with Christianity upsets Anglicans www.celebitchy.com/946814/

Reid: Prince Andrew’s scandals show that Britain owes the Sussexes an apology www.celebitchy.com/946773/

Princess Beatrice & Eugenie successfully navigate ‘one foot in and one foot out’ www.celebitchy.com/946881/

Prince Andrew not only lives rent-free, he also doesn’t have to pay his water bills www.celebitchy.com/946764/

Mail: Duchess Meghan’s publicist quit, this is the royal scandal of the week! www.celebitchy.com/946858/

Prince Andrew believes his brother wants to give Royal Lodge to Queen Camilla www.celebitchy.com/946787/

Best description I’ve seen of this event

Mail: Nicole Kidman would get back with Keith Urban ‘in a heartbeat’ www.celebitchy.com/946720/

NBA coach Chauncey Billups charged with gambling at a mob-affiliated poker game www.celebitchy.com/946760/

Gwyneth Paltrow had no idea that Timothee Chalamet is dating Kylie Jenner www.celebitchy.com/945382/

Kim Kardashian wore vintage Galliano & McQueen in Paris for her birthday www.celebitchy.com/946536/

Will Parliament give the monarch the power to strip all royal titles? www.celebitchy.com/946705/

Keir Starmer supports an inquiry into Prince Andrew & Royal Lodge www.celebitchy.com/946594/

Divorced adulterer King Charles finally prayed with Pope Leo at the Vatican www.celebitchy.com/946693/

Maine senatorial candidate Graham Platner swears he covered up his Nazi tattoo www.celebitchy.com/946668/

Prince William will hang out with Kylie Minogue at the Rio Earthshot ceremony www.celebitchy.com/946675/

Prince Andrew spends his days playing ‘Call of Duty’ & watching golf www.celebitchy.com/946580/

Donald Trump forgot to say that he’s demolishing the entire White House East Wing www.celebitchy.com/946562/

Queen Camilla wore quite a statement headpiece for her visit to the Vatican www.celebitchy.com/946660/

It looks like David Geffen is finally settling out-of-court with his ex-husband www.celebitchy.com/946498/

Brooklyn Beckham ‘has no interest in mending things’ with his parents & siblings www.celebitchy.com/946239/

Royalist: Prince Andrew’s friends still plan to enjoy the shooting season with Andrew www.celebitchy.com/946282/

Sarah Ferguson dropped her title on her business registration & social media www.celebitchy.com/946480/