Katie

something about failing the bar exam because you were too busy playing a lawyer on tv

I can’t say that I can relate to most of the struggles Jewish people face except to say that I too cannot relate to the idea of God that exists in the dominant narrative of this country

me staring at my computer like come on you can do it run the game

where is my butch catholic wife

No way there are places in Massachusetts called Sodom and Gommorah

I think I spend too much because I have a rebellious streak. What do you mean I can’t afford to go out to the bar with my classmates? I deserve this. In a better world I’d be able to have fun.

The one thing about moving to NoHo is that I can’t just go to Lost Shoe whenever I feel like it

life is so good

love is everywhere, idiot

I love my life

Omfg last night in bed I was like… it’s unbearably cruel that there is no one to cuddle against

if u aren’t texting me every moment of the day what are you doing?????

Can’t wait to go on vacation!!!!!

If I treat every job interview like an audition I feel I’ll be successful

Trying to deal with a schizophrenia diagnosis while pursuing a law degree is like… am I crazy?

my fish are so sweet and I love them so much

shooting my shot on the niche fetish website

The misery of remembering a really cute piece of clothing that I own but have no idea where it is

I wish someone would pay to get my nails done

TERFs can eat my shit

When your roommate whispers “they’re hot!” That’s the good shit

u have no evidence for this! I think you’re a smartie

I’m gonna wear red lipstick and I’m going to go on lots of dates

Unfortunately, I am not the smartest person and I just gotta learn to live with that

My therapist said it’s a joy to work with me

The Medicaid cuts are so depressing

What’s up man I hardly ever see you riding the morning thermals in search of prey anymore

I need a job so I can afford to set up a fish tank

The worst part about Duolingo ads is that all the characters suddenly have English dubs