ALEXANDER THE GREAT.

"Oh I know you hungry, let me move all the healthy shit off the menu so you can see what you really want."

-when the AI see you coming

Oh she is getting korean fried rn

“I love this song”

Tom and jerry, teen titans, or family guy

What we drinking for the superbowl?

Alright guys im back from my coma

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

I can make an argument that blonde is the most impactful album of this era

Never

Starving actually

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“How much should you pay on the first date?”

BLOCKEDDDDD

Smh i already know your trick! I need to warn that brotha

He gonna be tight when he see the date on the photo metadata 😭

See why cant we come up with a compromise???

American capitalism at it’s finest

House of balloons

Just nasty lmao

The bake potatoe is the best thing on this plate and the cheese is not even bothering to melt lol

So is it safe to say we’re witnessing drakes fall of in real time?

He was in the corner of the family room typing this like

Big mood

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Co worker couldn’t believe $500 was on my wrist and its a light day for me.

Cybertrucks are even uglier in person.

Trying to find a part time job as a second job has been the hardest shit i ever done

No contact after so long

Fuck no

Lions and pistons won on the same day. Idk the last time that happened but im feeling good

#MOOD