Thee Cosmic Librarian

a man in a suit and tie says umm this is weird isn 't it Alt: a man in a suit and tie acknowledges that this is weird

Fr tho I’m 100% not saying you’re wrong about injuries

lol I just mean I need a palate cleanser. Definitely not implying the officiating was perfect in Unrivaled 😂

You’re right, I definitely remember bad calls. IDK I’ve felt a gross vibe at times in the W this year, like the officiating overshadowed things. And look I’m not an old fan, I didn’t even start to understand the game until a few years ago. I haven’t been around, and I know my perspective is limited.

Combover Shitsock has the gall to speak directly to Kayla McBride, who should really just punch him.

The #WNBA lets trump appoint their refs, and it ruins playoffs two years in a row. #Unrivaled S2 can’t come soon enough. #WeNeedToTalkAboutComboverShitsock

a close up of a man 's face with long hair and a beard . Alt: a close up of Gowron, who approves.

Following for the inevitable posts when you read Reaper and Angel

I propose a new rule: if you’re not playing, keep your mediocre ass off the court. I call it the Caitlyn Clark rule.

Am I the only one who has to close the book and throw it down at least once literally every time I read anything by Gabino Iglesias? I love it. #TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt #FirstOfAllSirHowDareYou #YouGloriousMthrfkr

Nuck neck

Just spent most of When the Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy entirely clueless as to how much I’d love that book in the end. It was just a good book, but then it was great.
It hasn’t happened yet, but once it happens, it will always be happening and will never not have happened.

When it happens I probably won’t be among the first to hear the news, but I’ll check here and all the Stephen King fans will be posting “No great loss” and I’ll know.

Also I didn’t actually answer your question. I spent a few weeks getting over the shock. Applying for things, going to interviews. Prolifically painting because I guess midlife crisis? Right now I’m in retail to have a paycheck, but I’m not hating it. Working with the brain turned off is refreshing.

I got offered a CMO position at another place making more than I’d ever see at the library. Then Elon cut a bunch of their federal funding and they couldn’t afford to pay me so I was let go. I’m still mad. It hasn’t been easy to get back into marketing, but I’m still trying. I really miss it.

Earlier this year I left a 17 year career in librarianship and library marketing, and as we approach the local book festival season I’m reminded how much I miss making content promoting new and independent authors.

Look, it’s the W

I’m gonna need #Unrivaled to come back with those jerseys and give me a Hiedeman box set

Yes, room service? I believe I’ll have the bologna sandwich on white bread with American cheese, butter, and brown mustard. It comes with a side of beans? You got yourself a deal, buddy🧐

It is a truth universally acknowledged that any player so much as looking at Stewie in the 4th quarter of a game must be in want of a foul #unrivaled

All of them except for one 😨😂

Does it count as a power outage if a kid who’s been stuck in the school’s basement since 2019 and is now *changed* tripped the main breaker to disable the magnetic lock on the door to the Old Detention Room No One Goes Near Anymore the principal’s been keeping them in?

“Hold my self-branded, discontinued TAB knockoff from 30 years ago that got rejected by the FDA for being poison but I still have several thousand crates of in case the public is ever dumb enough to let me dismantle the government and sell it to them anyway”

CARROTS

Cathartic like the way I remember reading Carrie for the first time was, but it fixes what it breaks. It’s a perfect book for this moment.

Just finished Compound Fracture by Andrew Joseph White after hearing the Best Horror Books of 2024ep of @booksinthefreezer.bsky.social. Dearly loved it. It’s been decades since I was a scared kid in a small town, but this book opened the wound right back up and then healed it.

Just looked them up, listened to the first three songs that came up. Dude, that’s not bad. Thanks for saying something 🤘😶‍🌫️

Wait are those the refs from that last playoffs game? #Unrivaled

a woman in a red dress is walking up a set of stairs Alt: an old woman in a red dress is falling down a set of stairs

Hayes every few seconds in every game #unrivaled

😂This is giving Schizopolis 😂

Fast fascion

Ted Lasso needs to give Griner a break #unrivaled

May all beings be free from suffering and the causes of suffering.