Sparky "🐕" Mutt

copilots magpie & jackrabbit :>

looking fly, got that GLADOS WSO settup goin

any place that has a 'crumbl cookies' is spiritually deficient and already in the terminal stage of Cultural Fugue

okie! thnx :3

can u use atak on that thing or is it just for the server and still need a seperate device

gotta do my abc's

always be calculatin

Being fully aware I’m living in a global hellscape but I still choose to be silly

My nightmare involved high class shenanigans but I woke up because someone there tried to explain to me that sideways mouths on currency were the “Maw of Iqbal” and meaningful and I asked if they were just holding the bill on its side for vending machines and it didn’t make sense

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mechanically complicated funko pops

Trump extends control over Washington by taking management of Union Station away from Amtrak President Donald Trump’s administration is taking control of Washington's Union Station from Amtrak, marking another federal intervention in the nation's capital.

In a bold move to cement its position, the new junta seized control of the main transport artery between the nation's political capital - which they now control - and its financial one, which they do not. Armed loyalists roam the site demanding to see freedom-of-movement papers. bit.ly/4fWlaKR

First Annual Furrydelphia Petshow Best in Talents Winner

found a kitty at furrydelphia :3

📹: @nataliedeadname.bsky.social

what looks like a featurless muzzle, white modeling clay used to attach a fleshlight to a cut open 3m half face respirator

in the studio going ouppy

getting ready for furrydelphia

amazing interaction just now of introducing Nick Land to a techbro that said "Accelerate" too many times next to me in public. Never get to talk to people like that often enough

don't be there. if you are there, don't be seen. if you are seen, don't be penetrated. if you're penetrated, try not to moan, weird.

processed pork product

i cant unsee it

THE MONEY IS BEING MOLESTED. HES GOING TO HAVE MY CIS FRIENDS DIE FOR ISRAEL, JUST TO MOLEST THE MONEY HARDER

genuine question:
has anyone developed a repeatable practice for "Lobotomizing" smart devices? Theres going to be an over abundance of this shit as more time goes on, and I really dont want to just throw it all out.

trevor moore from wkyk saying "it's illegal to say 'i want to kill the president'"

it's illegal to say "i want to boycott israel." totally illegal. but it's not illegal to say "by not buying sabra hummus." because that's it's own sentence

yea

My neuralink is plugged in, cpu warming the left temple. Currently I'm patienly waiting with my Boring Company(tm) Not-A-Flamethrower(c) to recieve the Neuratrigger(rr) "Burn the Gilded Palmtrees". ELON, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

the thing is that a lot of really hot dynamics don't arise naturally, and you have to negotiate for them. and that means finding an interested partner first and then telling them what you want. you can't just blush and expect girls to know what to do with you

I’m Worried (2/5)

I’m sorry, everyone

its nice being able to set a bag down anywhere and know you can sit there for at least 3 days without moving

hey ik this is rlly silly to bring up but its worth being careful w this stuff since you can copy the notches on a key and manufacture a replica v easily