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ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

“They beat Napoleon. They’ve been at it a long time”

one of the great tragedies of our age is how many people are willing to view AI as magic because they don't understand how it functions but unwilling to exhibit any humility at all towards more important things they understand even less (like the climate or medicine)

Céline and Mishima

pizza hut, santa fe, new mexico, 2003

pizza hut, santa fe, new mexico, 2003

Damn I can’t believe I spent the last piaster I could borrow again

Tim Apple making a fool of himself

I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king

You know someone is a bit of a dumdum if the only text they reference is Capitalist Realism

Sam Altman @sama someday soon something smarter than the smartest person you know will be running on a device in your pocket, helping you with whatever you want. this is a very remarkable thing.

Sam Altman has got to the point where he doesn't even bother to describe stuff anymore. "Uhh yeah sometime you'll have a thingy that will do stuff. And wow will it be good!"

Please don’t engage in digital necromancy

Opus D.E.I.

Hell yeah

The Bald Eagle is the symbol of strength and freedom yet The Bald Man continues to suffer countless indignities

Hush is such a menacing name for a mattress company

apple is as desperate as the rest of us for the ai hype bubble to burst so investors will fuck off asking about its ai strategy

Notably Hitler could say the exact same thing about all ghettos before mass deportations to death camps. Also invokes Churchill asking why, if India had a famine, why Gandhi wasn't dead

Genuinely sociopathic behavior for western leaders to acknowledge how horrifying mass starvation is while they're arming Israel. Mark Carney and Keir Starmer even tried to pressure Emmanuel Macron NOT to recognize the State of Palestine.

They're all complicit in genocide

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as ‘an immense accumulation of labubus,’ its unit being a single labubu. Our investigation must therefore begin with the analysis of a labubu.”

(Watching a guy’s guitar gently weep) booooo! Get off the stage. you suck

Just wanted to make a little post singing the praises of my friend Chelsea. She does so much for our community at a large personal cost and is a great mom and super solid friend. Standing up for what’s right in a small community can be challenging but it’s important and I have her back.

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

SHOTGUN JIMMIE + NIKO STRATIS JULY 29 6PM AT BACK ALLEY MUSIC NIKO STRATIS READS EXCERPTS FROM HER BOOK THE DAD ROCK THAT MADE ME A WOMAN' .... WITH A SOLO SET BY SHOTGUN JIMMIE

Doing some more book events out east start next week, first with my pal Shotgun Jimmie at Back Alley Music in Charlottetown, PEI on July 29 at 6 pm (Jimmie will be playing, I will be reading, we will be hanging)

A screenshot of the music video for the counting crows a long December on YouTube. A still of Adam Duritz in the center of the screen, and a comment that reads my husband and I both love this song. He died on march 4 and I listen to it for comfort. I miss Larry so much.

Good morning from the emotionally devastating labyrinth of comments on the music video for A Long December by the Counting Crows

Less than 24 hours after @acvalens.net broke this story, it was removed from the site following direct intervention from VICE’s owners, who were reportedly uncomfortable with the subject matter.

Censoring a story on censorship is about as 2025 as it gets.

How long until Grok vending machine invents segregation

In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”