punk croc

If God is a woman, my money is on Keke Palmer

hell hath a special place for those who wake me up before my alarm goes off >:(

f3tlife is cool until you find out your coworker ♡'s fisting & you can no longer make eye contact w. them

getting tingly thinking about the GameCube start-up screen

I like my men thick and tall with a lil belly

this man would take care of me in every life time and ill always allow it

Making my own

eminem, 2000

please, i don't want to be famous i just want to be known. i want someone else to be able to tell me who i was when i've forgotten that. if i ever made something beautiful, if i ever made someone happy, i want to be reminded of it until the last breath this body takes. isn't that enough?

the birth control was working hard but that 🥜 was working harder 🤰

who up wondering why

i think im gonna elope & get married on Halloween this year, in full costume ofc

finn + jake couples costume

miles morales costume

spider-man couples costume

very hungry caterpillar couples costume

📍hall0ween mood board📍

my stripper walkout song would be donkey kong country theme song

why go to therapy when you could just own a cat instead

just WAIT til my journal hears about what you did to me.

due for a minor crash out and hair dye sesh soon

my kid self has been through so much to get me here. and to still be so forgiving and full of love!? that is what we call ✨ HEALING ✨

tuxedo cat & gray tabby cat laying together in bed

caught kissing in 4k <3

Idc how old I am, imma do a lil something for the plot. Nothing too major but a nice lil thrill

oh god i forgot my alt text im so srry

holding up a very smol watermelon in the palm of my hand

my one + only watermelon yield from this summer .. small but mighty 🍉

Photo of pasta the cat, a gray cat with white tuxedo markings, in my bedroom. She is pawing at my right hand because she wants me to pet her. Behind her is a wooden dresser and red carpet.

Another photo of pasta the cat. This time my hand is up and she is reaching for it with her paw. She is blurry because she is in motion.

pasta i'm trying to read

wahhhhh. waa!aaaAaa!! :(

tummy ache girls understand

a puffer fish is being fed an orange stick ALT: a puffer fish is being fed an orange stick

still stuck on this. hell hath a special place for the carrot abuser

one of my worst hear me outs is Venom. he’s got that bad boy vibe & the TONGUE? stahp it

why is kindness so difficult, where is empathy and integrity anymore :(