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i went to the goblin orgy and everyone knew you

the best part is halloween continues tomorrow and the next day

Maybe we’re the ghosts

ur telling me this entire weener is hollow?

my weens are hallowing at a dangerously high level. only a full size twix can save me now

Screen shot of a post by Shay, that says "I tried to make my bf ghost pancakes" followed by a picture of some vaguely ghost shaped pancakes. The following skeet is by Goth Country Buffet and says "one spell and all of a sudden it's an international haunted house of pancakes"

Some spooky Halloween timeline convergence or something.
Sign of the apocalypse perhaps?
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porch goose statue dressed as beetlejuice

imagine getting thru this without him

I'm just like every corpse, I put my body on one leg at a time!

Might fuck around and explode into 1000 bats later idk

one spell and all of a sudden it’s an international haunted house of pancakes

skeleton sitting at restaurant table with a bowl of pasta and red wine

they weren’t kidding when they said never ending pasta bowl

this time of year can be tough. check on your loved ones. make sure they haven’t turned into werewolves

skullduggery as a sugar substitute

according to chapter 7: cheese integrity and compliance standards, you are covered

I would like to carry one of those warty pumpkins everywhere I go to reduce my anxiety. I'm going to call it a security gourd.

I need a cup of coffee and a second cup filled with hot turkey gravy.

am i lost in the corn maze or is the corn maze lost in me

A little white pumpkin with a smile in a little pumpkin hut with pumpkin seed planter boxes outside his window

Same pumpkin, different angle

Kiddo and I worked hard on Mr. Pumpkin's house tonight. I think it's safe to say he's happy in his humble little hut! 🎃🧡

FOMO Fear of Missing Omelettes

if you’ve recently consumed a large hunk of cheese, you may be entitled to constipation

alexa, calculate shipping rate for coffin filled with pudding

Who’s coming with me?

help me tape the leaves back on these trees

tracking an ominous beef entity

seeing this chubby mac tonight looking moon has me thinking bout leftovers

mothman can have a little salami, as a treat

i just want to feed mothman a piece of salami

enough about the horrors, what about the hijinks?

Sporks can be used against you in a quart of slaw.