Goth Country Buffet

more like unlimited dreadsticks

Fench ononion souo p & bread. ☺️

French onion soup

I’m not a cryptid, but I eat like one.

i have macaroneeds that must be met

Our haunted house is back to “mildly possessed” levels. Please use the buddy system.

paying my rent so i can eat low quality cuts of fish in a dimly lit box

casting a spell that turns your blood into strawberry jam

roll up to the seance with a taco party pack

hear me out: Hambien

Once you free your mind anything is possible
*me reaching for a third burger

Vulcan patty meld

skeleton seated at a restaurant with never ending pasta bowl.

gotta say 10/10, the never ending
pasta bowl really did its thing

gazing into the cinnabyss

all my exes live with hexes

im a snack slut. a slut for snacks. basically i eat snacks.

made my cold brew a little too strong and now i dwell above the treetops

just a little snacko snooze

[whispering at the deli] i too would like to be cured

hands off my emotional support spicy pork rinds

it’s not sleep related eating disorder
i was merely enjoying a nappetizer

Something went wrong with this yoghurt face mask and now I'm aging like a terracotta pot

selling my soul to the devil for a bowl of pasta, as a bit

Tossed my scale into the bay because I didn’t like the numbers.

the smell and appearance of a gas station bathroom should start a 2 piece doom metal band

Every hashtag you use brings us closer to the end of civilization

if i pour milk on goldfish crackers does that make it cereal or just a crime

I want my official cause of death to be "cheese."

As your life coach, I would have to instist on the consumption of larger portions of cheese

everyone’s hair looks jacked on a molecular level. have another donut and remain calm