Get somebody else to do it.

Rudimentary video game graphic of a covered wagon in menacing neon green GET IN LOSER, AMERICA'S LISTENING TO RFK JR. @ILLUSTRATIONSBYANNIEE

18 mo old.

Cervical cerclage.

‘Sesame Street’ is coming to Netflix with new streaming deal “Sesame Street” will release episodes on both PBS Kids and Netflix later this year.

“Sesame Street” has found itself a new home.

Netflix announced that the decades-old public educational television program will premiere its 56th season on the global streaming giant, along with 90 hours of previous episodes.

the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me

I scream every time I see this.

EVERY. TIME.

Getting a raise >>>>

Everything costing more <<<<

no one thinks about being gay more than a gay man fighting to be straight

Literally. Never.

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

I’m gone repost every time it comes across my feed. It feels too good! ✨

OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!!!

Is it really Wednesday or is it in fact Monday disguised as Wednesday?!?!

I have questions!

I'm not against Chris Rock getting slapped daily

a man in a white shirt is looking to his left ALT: a man in a white shirt is looking to his left

America in trouble but want the person they didn’t vote for to come save the day, if yall don’t get tf…

Reading comprehension.

*puts on gloves*

*proceeds to rinse gloves*

Make it make sense.

a little girl is sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee and a spoon . ALT: a little girl is sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee and a spoon .

OH!!!

Physically is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

Cayuuute!! 😍

And ANOTHER thing

When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT

You CANNOT financial literacy your way out of poverty.

Poor ppl are financially literate. The system is just designed to keep their wages low and keep them poor by making others rich.

A poor person enjoying uber eats ONCE a month to feel like they’re human is not the reason they’re poor. Stop.

A man with a gun finna blow his foot smooth off being stupid

Nobody:

Southwest announcing no more free checked bags:

I hope something good happens to you today.

So….laundry just doesn’t stop? It goes on and on forever?

RELEASE ME!!!!!

I love this for obvious reasons, but also I appreciate the tone used. Gentle, not accusatory or rude and I believe that’s what got ppl to reconsider their purchases.

Did you lie and tell him it gets better? 😩🥲

📌

In a twisted turn of events, the TRUTH has been spoken.