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Yes

20.11.2023 23:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone's front yard. An inflatable turkey sitting on an inflatable Santa claus. A yard sign nearby says "wait your turn fat boy"

Okay

09.11.2023 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Troye Sivan making me feel so bisexual & transgender

14.10.2023 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So me

14.10.2023 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've lost 25 lbs since I last weighed myself??? Nearly a year ago but damn ok

12.10.2023 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have 3 (THREE) canker sores

11.10.2023 07:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm fine

07.10.2023 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are hallucinations a flu symptom?

06.10.2023 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

03.10.2023 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unpacking and found my speedos. I don't want it to become fall/winter. I want to go to the beach and show off my lumps 😭🏖️🩲☀️🍦

30.09.2023 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New coworker is slay queen icon diva girl boss

28.09.2023 23:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

28.09.2023 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The hottest dilves came into my work today. Idk if it was flirting but there was def some kinda magic in the air. I miss em so bad bro

24.09.2023 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rina Sawayama concert was so fucking amazing 😭💖💥 I can die happy now

23.09.2023 06:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Playing sad music to make myself cry on purpose

22.09.2023 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Penis ponis punis panis

21.09.2023 05:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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