maz burke

jumiper

apples to apples and dust to dust...

any of yall feeling the panic?

cringe take I guess but last night I couldn't sleep so I went outside and there was this gorgeous giant moon and I felt myself filling with a gentle energy and peace & now I wonder if we actually need moonlight the way we need sunlight but we just haven't figured that out yet

genuinely sometimes i forget this isn't twitter and i dont have to be like that anymore

sorry

Thin noodles with chunks of halloumi, vegetables and sriracha sauce

Sweet chilli halloumi stir fry
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hello. i regret to inform you all that in lieu of twitter i will at long last resume my shitposts here, regardless of the fact that this is also the account i promote my written works. please direct any complaints to my dms, so i can screenshot them and make fun of u in a post like the good old days

OMG YOU'RE HERE

we need more physical spaces for faggot nightlife & more faggots out at them tbh. we need to setup dive clubs like it is an international emergency

Slices of aubergine in a curry sauce with rice

Roasted aubergine and coconut milk tomato curry
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I still need 135 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month.

You get literally 1000s of posts, over 700 recipes for £5 and more added every day.

16% off if you sign up annually!

Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

Black and white picture in the style of Pablo Picasso. A group of Black women in the foreground, with black houses in the background, on a white background.

2 black women in the style of Picasso with red tones

A black woman with cornrows and hoop earrings in the style of Picasso

Black and white picture in the style of Pablo Picasso. Four slim Black women on a black and white textured background.

My art is now available for sale!

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New artworks will continue to be added and hopefully soon clothing such as t-shirts and accessories like bags and phone cases will be added too, so if you like my art, you can have it for yourself!

gru 4 panel meme template panel 1 (gru is confident) : "be me" panel 2 (gru looks mischievous): "tell my friends to go to bed" panel 3 (gru doesnt realize what hes saying): "everyone goes to bed and now im sad" panel 4 (gru realizes. gru is sad.): "everyone goes to bed and now im sad"

sleeping in jeans is comfortable and makes me feel safe

I see a lot of cis people shaking their heads disapprovingly at the fact that there are trans people stuck in awful, hostile states. Your good vibes and votes aren't going to fix that. Here's a chance to actually help someone get out.

I hate not knowing if the thing I'm writing is good or not, but I hate letting people read it and tell me EVEN MORE

finally got the chance to subscribe! this is the first recipe i want to try

you scrolled past my post and didn't fave or share it and i called your boss. good luck being unemployed bitnch

this is so instructive god bless you

repost with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better

nobody ever warns you about how hard it is to be sexy and in pain all the time

new job sucks, who wants to venmo me $5 for a personalized 4-8 line poem about whatever topic you want venmo @velvetskeleton

i want to hear vampires argue about dracula. i want to hear one be like "he got handed everything with that stoker book. there are so many better vampires" and another one shake their head like "no way, dracula changed the game. you cant pretend he didnt"

lmfao

Google search for how did Socrates die? Response: he was killed for saying how come it's called Ancient Greece if it's today right now?

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bc they're cat coded

posted mine but hashtags don't seem to create a link