Tye Springall

Remember getting gifted a new gaming system as a 90’s kid?
It really did feel like you levelled up to a different class of person.

My favourite baggy of chocolates at the grocery store have now DOUBLED in price since 2022.
What the FRICK is going on!?! Now I need another snack to distract me from how broke I am.

Haven’t been on here in a while. Is this app fascist yet??

Why is it that 90% of people on Threads can’t write a proper sentence?

Wait so yr saying that “Wood” is just about Travis Kelce’s penis and not about conspiracy theories, Qanon and being part of the Trump cult?

Ughhh why did Taylor have to go so political on this album?!?? Just sing or shut up.

#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl #billionairepunk

CARDIACS: music to listen to when you just want to be alone in a room

Look out Jimmy Fallon, you are one celebrity impression karaoke hoedown animal cooking segment mishap away from being ripped off the airwaves. Tread lightly Fallon.

Bed Bath And Beyonds in America have stopped selling nightstands, they now carry “Bedside Gun Holders”

Charlie Kirk’s death is so many levels of ironic and poetic that it is hurting my brain

Ughh trying to make conversation with the “music guy” at work and they say “I don’t remember the last time I listened to a full new album of music”.

Like alright, what are we doin here?

I don’t really like explicitly trashing movies because shit…. I mean I can’t make a movie… so you know what? Good effort to the crew of “Surf Ninjas”, you did it 👏

You know capitalism is bad when yr job, which is retail and constantly talks about how “it’s the WEEKEND so business is going to pick up because people are off for their WEEKEND”, yet yr employer never ever schedules any full-time employee to have any 2 consecutive days off, (ie; a FUCKING WEEKEND)💀

So it doesn’t rain for 6 days in Nova Scotia and they call that a drought? Thats called summer.

I love how whenever they reveal the latest Spider-man suit, it’s literally just the Spider-man suit.

You know capitalism is bad when yr corporation of employment intentionally won’t employ enough people to run the retail store (the thing that literally makes the company all of the $$)

It ain’t that I don’t give a shit, it’s that I don’t even have the resources I would need to begin to give a shit.

You wanna go see the new Marvel? I heard it’s nuts…

Making fun of another band with one of yr friends / bandmates is hands down, one of the best parts of playing shows.

My greatest millennial superpower is that YouTube ads do not phase me. I grew up on the 90’s with 3-minute long commercial breaks 7 times an hour. A 15sec ad is laughable.

Live bands today:
We don’t need much for our setup, just mics for our 7 piece drum kit, vocal mics and stands for each member, our own mixing board for our “pre-mix”, an iPad for our song intros, and in-ears plus stage monitors so we hear both.

Me: I need to make my guitar pretty loud, and beer

Deliberately depriving yrself of sleep so you can sleep well the next night is a truly millennial (under capitalism) invention

yeah, i’m a recovering drug addict... i’m addicted to recovering drugs!

which camera do i deliver this to

Well, after the countless shitty Marvel and Disney reboots over the last 20 years, why NOT do a shitty reboot of the war in Afghanistan/Iraq. We love our nostalgia, don’t we?!

My favourite part about finishing a long week at work is when I finally get to kick back, doze off, forget to make dinner, try to play a video game while dissociating from reality (AND from the game) then passing out after watching almost half of a movie

The XTC cover stinks! 👎
And I love XTC!

I would love to own a JEEP mainly so I can drive over curbs like an asshole

Love the mentality of anti-immigration folks who somehow believe an immigrant is like “I want to move to a much safer, better, more prosperous country and then I want to ruin it so I live in a worse country again.” Make that make sense.

Dreaming is weird. It’s like, one minute yr cozy and relaxed and the next minute, yr parasailing with Gordon Ramsay.

Even as an average sized person, I feel like once you hit a certain age, it’s just XL tshirts or bust, no more fucking around.