@davestone1980.bsky.social
Ubi fides ibi lux et robur
What about vomit in a bed pan?
11.11.2025 15:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jesus wept. Looks horrific
11.11.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Someoneโs missing their morphine.
06.11.2025 23:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe they want you to do the catering. House will be cleared within ten minutes and they can count the money.
06.11.2025 15:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0On my dog walk I often chat with right wingers. I pretend I am an ex-Reform voter put off by the utter fuck up of our county council. Then they see me as one of their own, don't get defensive and shouty, and start to question their own opinion of Reform. Honey, not vinegar.
06.11.2025 12:20 โ ๐ 1790 ๐ 153 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 13
Heard it in this voice.
05.11.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Guess the cost of living crisis is over. Iโve heard millions exploded tonight.
05.11.2025 19:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm nearby. Iโve never heard anything like tonight. Like a continuous rumble since 5pm. Like living in the Somme
05.11.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
03.11.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Fingers crossed ๐ค๐ป
03.11.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Up late thinking about child labour.
01.11.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Theyโre always angry in the morning because maccies donโt sell chips until 11.
30.10.2025 08:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hats fine. The target of my derision is the Knowsley Flump wearing it.
27.10.2025 16:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Look forward to Everton spawning their way out of relegation then
27.10.2025 16:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fuck that mate. Keep out.
22.10.2025 22:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pick another team and support them. Footie slag
22.10.2025 20:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sorry if it tastes too bitter
I cook potatoes up my shitter
Thatโs how @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social cooks his roasties
17.10.2025 17:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and itโs rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
16.10.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 2746 ๐ 1034 ๐ฌ 50 ๐ 94I am. I lap up metaphors like on old fella laps up his peas.
16.10.2025 19:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Metaphors are wool.
16.10.2025 18:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When do you find gilet sleeves in trees?
16.10.2025 17:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
The shopping:
16.10.2025 14:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You're the richest man in the world . You can literally wipe out poverty for millions of families , you could help fund research into childhood disease or dementia .
What do you do?
Fund Tommy Robinson's legal bills.
What a legacy.
Not many things would be improved by random spinach. This would.
15.10.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0CHEESE AND FUCKING ONION!!!!
15.10.2025 16:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ah the potato hat trick!
Anaemic undercooked roasties โ
Dry hard deeply unpleasant mash โ
Boiled unpeeled not even cleaned properly potatoes โ
Beans overcooked and gravy is instant.
An absolute fucking monstrosity that.
He definitely is crackers. Canโt be believe he accepted your invite to dinner.
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