Tim Myers

And sorry. I meant to post this video but I was sleepy.

TikTok was banned and this song has “Tick Tock ya don’t stop”. 😂

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RIP

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Wouldn’t -3db be “hotter than normal”? 🤔

Pulp Fiction: Europe Vincent: You know what they call a 100 Gram Burger in America? Jules: They don't call it a 100 Gram Burger? V: No man, they got the Imperial system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a gram is. J: What do they call it? V: Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese. J: Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. What do they call a Whopper? V: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.

And they say “Guns don’t kill people.” 🙄

And yet I just posted “0.000001 nanometers” on Facebook and it blocked the post because it said I was sending a phone number. 🤔

Who wants to invest in my startup.

We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy.

Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!!

I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔

Cool thread. But pretty sure that’s John Travolta. 🤔

Big blue alien head guy. Caption says, “Bitch that’s cable. Congratulations on inventing cable.

2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4.

2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.

Maybe I’m the idiot but how does the baby know to grow its head larger a few hours before a c-section. I’ve never grown a baby so like does the baby know that it’s going to be delivered via c-section? And then it expands its head like a pufferfish? 🤔

Ope

Man wearing a pink shirt and blue blazer looking through a magnifying glass.

Me at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for:

©2024

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I once saw two PhDs arguing about the implications of time travel and the effects of altering the timeline.

It was a real pair-a-Docs.

Streisand at its finest.

…Then a few seasons later on the episode when they drink a bunch of espresso they tear the carpet and Oscar says that he always knew there was hardwood under the carpet and he acts like it’s the first time seeing it.

Something is really bugging me.

In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….

Meet Onions.

YouTube video by Myq Kaplan - Topic Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics

Kinda reminds me of a @myqkaplan.bsky.social joke about a friend who says he doesn’t want to watch “The Walking Dead” because he “doesn’t really like zombies”.

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Tokyo (Dark-Mode). 😂

I’m always wary of a product that needs SEVERAL things to “preserve freshness”.

It makes it seem like it’s only a few days difference between delicious drink and toxic sludge. 😂

Caption: “Mosh pits in the Midwest” Several people in a mosh pit all saying “Ope”.

@tactifail.bsky.social

Saw this and thought of you.

Much better now. 🫨

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I’m playing TONS of Coral Island right now and you see your character a lot so I spent a fair amount of time building it out.

For me it depends on how often I see my character. I hate spending 30 minutes making a character and the game is First Person or something and I never see the character.

Most of the time I just pick the random option though.

Side by side of a deer and a kangaroo the caption says, “Kangaroos are just deer who went to prison”.

Is that Gill Bates??