WAG

Karma is a mean drunk.

I have neither the space nor the time for your continuum.

It’s Wallace Shawn Wednesday

Remember: Behind every robot that turns evil, is an engineer who installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion.

I remain convinced that AI is driven by people who are still seething with jealousy toward That One Kid Who Could Draw Really Good in second grade.

i rose out of my bog for this?

The Goddess Who Favors a Mortal
 Doesn't Ask for Much
 There's always one rule:
 Don't open the box;
 Don't follow her at night;
 Don't look in when she's bathing.
 Just one rule.
 (We always break it.)

sitting in LA traffic it occurs to me, -vanity license plates are the "tramp-stamp" of the automotive world.

All business executives should be required to have an "unsubscribe" button at the bottom of their emails. ...and on their foreheads.

You would think, after all these years, the naked ladies in France would notice the hole in the wall.

Future generations will speak of the critical moment doom was averted… thanks to a color-coded status report and a brave soul who dared to update it.

evidently, someone HAS been keeping Chumbawamba down.

I’m equally inclined to either evenhandedness or impartiality, though I do prefer one over the other.

I'm beginning to suspect that some of these Mexican drug lords aren't real royalty.

Madam, my conduct will remain irregular, boorish, & by no means friendly, until the "7-layer Burrito" is delivered to me promptly & in good nature.

Girls in your area

Girls in proximity to your location

Girls approaching your coordinates

Girls have breached the perimeter

Girls inside the containment zone, repeat, girls inside the

forget jet packs, -the 80's predicted we'd settle disagreements with dance fights by now, and not one UN delegate carries a sheet of cardboard.

I've been told to take everything with a grain of salt, a spoonful of sugar, as it comes, and not personally. This is why I drink.

It's on mine. I punched in beside warehouse workers and farm hands for over 18 years. I get some updates on who disappeared and friends sheltering in place. It's gut wrenching.

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NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST IMAGE: person behind a desk showing Rorschach pictures to a person in a chair on the other side of the desk—the paper currently being shown is blank, and a seeming butterfly ink image has flown off the page and is flying around—the person taking the test is looking at the loosed ink blot and speaking MY CAPTION: “Now it looks like a vagina on the wall.”

It’s just one vag pic after another—am I right or am I right, The New Yorker?

Want me to believe your hack AI image post is real? Slap a shutterstock or Getty images watermark on it. That’ll throw me off the scent.

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I'm pretty sure scrambled eggs were invented by an unskilled cook who was all like- "screw this 'sunny-side up' crap, I'm hungover."

I would never kill anyone. Unless it furthered our narrative. so, if your death doesn't contribute to the overall plotline, you are safe ;).

True Fact: One Christian bumper sticker can slow any automobile to 10mph under the posted speed limit.

I like the part where Mr Darcy says I’ve had it up to here with all of this bloody pride and prejudice

Empty platitudes are the only ones that I accept. They're recyclable that way.