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As a femmey enby who is far far too lazy to do very much to become less masc, this is nice and validating. Thanks!

Plus my gold-medal form is anthroid or little slime creature, so I'll take what I got designated.

YouTube video by xnamkcor X Mario Paint Music: Play All RAM As Music Notes

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It's, uh, two hours long.

It sounds like the music on a Blockbuster-only Tony Hawk clone's Create-a-Skater screen.

"Yes, I know, my body is immaculate and no dirt nor filth will suffer marring it. Now get to the ritual."

"Don't post late-game bosses when you have a comparatively large following"

No, the monster.

YouTube video by Bond - Topic Duel

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There's a Stephen King short story taking place in the 2010s where the class bully makes the main character SHINE HIS BOOTS.

The author has posted the whole thing online, so if you want to give it another hack you absolutely can.

I was not prepared for the punchline.

This is just going to encourage the shipping contingent of your audience. 😁

What is "Goncharov 2?"

In a panel from Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, a woman looks at a monitor displaying a sperm fertilizing an egg. A light blinks, a slip with a circle prints, and a chime goes off: "DINGDINGDINGDING!"

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This is turning into an ensemble piece so gradually I barely even noticed

It's usually a mangy bear.

No, but we're not gonna stop trying!

I mean, mid-20th century Lemuria, but still!

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Hmm, phasing through a wall or emerging from some sort of milky liquid? The mind boggles.

Are they aware that they're an alternate team, or do they spend a while saying, like, "Hey, is it weird to you that none of us got primary colors? I don't think I've ever even seen sienna outside of a 64-color Crayola box."

"BAGH! Only 23 metres!"

However, because Miriel's father was never disowned, she is, technically, Miriel of House Tremere, although she barely mentions it and met her grandparents, like, once. Laurent's technically a noble too!

(Miriel's mother really needs a name too...)

My backstory kinda gives her a last name? The magic-heavy noble house of Tremere (after the V:tM clan) learned of Miriel's mother's magic expertise and got one of their sons to marry her. He died and Miriel's mother was expelled from the house after she refused to share her more dangerous research.

[In Which Friends and Family Weigh In] - Exal - Fire Emblem Series [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A younger Rosalio, and his grandfather Vadhir, who I suppose is also a descendant of Roshea, appear briefly in the seventh part of my fanfiction 12 Conversations about One Thing. archiveofourown.org/works/29876412

Rosalio is a Rosannan noble myrmidon. He has an eidetic memory and a talent for telling people's clothing sizes at a glance, but tends more toward obnoxiousness than helpfulness, and is otherwise pretty casual. He's wandered to Ylisse, where he's captured by bandits and freed by Lucina's militia.

Roshea's 10% speed growth rate

I love him. I used him in the final battle. One of my OCs is his direct descendant.

I realize Roshea has zero speed growth, but have you considered that he has pink hair and is awesome?

wait who were you beating off

God, I really looked forward to Fly Away Home as a little kid. In what world are Canadian Geese worth going to this much trouble for?!?