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@kelbeeez.bsky.social

Hopeful the sky really is bluer on the other side. Living on Kaurna land. No random DMs please. I won’t reply.

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That’s not Germany…

24.06.2025 08:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Musk v Trump. We should just lock them in a room together…

07.06.2025 00:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Australia understood the assignment ❤️

03.05.2025 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Might indoctrinate some kids…

01.05.2025 10:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…and quite sweary 🤬 😁

23.04.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning Moon 😊
It’s going to be 34°C here today. And we are in the middle of Autumn!

13.04.2025 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just saw yet another post about Trump f@ck!ng up the world. And now I read the bees are dying faster than ever. I’m blaming him.

12.04.2025 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mother Nature being very stylish this morning in Adelaide

09.04.2025 21:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Australian LNP. Putting the n back in cuts.

06.04.2025 02:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both are shared state/fed responsibilities

04.04.2025 10:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They were at least happy he wore a suit

03.04.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine if more world leaders had the intelligence, decency, compassion & intestinal fortitude of @booker.senate.gov
Cory Booker is what we should all expect of our politicians

02.04.2025 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Easy to feel helpless about the steady decline of civilisation, & watching USA implode in real time. Australian election is just weeks away-I don’t want to see us follow suit. I just joined the SA Labor Party & will volunteer at the polling booth for @markbutlermp.bsky.social
🚫apathy. Be involved

01.04.2025 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kid Rock is such a has-been, it’s painful…👇

American. Embarrassment. ✨

31.03.2025 23:29 — 👍 298    🔁 90    💬 35    📌 10
"FOR I WAS HUNGRY AND YOU GUT MY FOOD STAMPS, I WAS A STRANGER AND YOU DEPORTED ME. I WAS SICK AND YOU DENIED ME HEALTHCARE, I WAS A CHILD AFRAID TO GO TO SCHOOL, AND YOU VOTED WITH THE NRA.” — MATTHEW 25:35-36 NEW HYPOCRITICAL VERSION

"FOR I WAS HUNGRY AND YOU GUT MY FOOD STAMPS, I WAS A STRANGER AND YOU DEPORTED ME. I WAS SICK AND YOU DENIED ME HEALTHCARE, I WAS A CHILD AFRAID TO GO TO SCHOOL, AND YOU VOTED WITH THE NRA.” — MATTHEW 25:35-36 NEW HYPOCRITICAL VERSION

29.03.2025 14:38 — 👍 124    🔁 26    💬 1    📌 1
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Some of the sights in the Port today. Fish were biting too! #portadelaide

29.03.2025 08:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The sky is definitely bluer over here.

27.03.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I remember as a kid watching Cliff Young win the Sydney to Melbourne ultra marathon. He was a 61 yo potato farmer and I thought he was the oldest person I’d ever seen. Now when I see the footage, I realise that’s how I must look to the kids in my class. Only I’m not as fit… #abc #australianstory

24.03.2025 09:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Some people are so poor, all they have is money

22.03.2025 05:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tweet from "Covie" (@covie_93) that reads:
"Speaker Mike Johnson from the great state of 'Louisnana' wants to get rid of the Department of Education."

Below the tweet is an image of a large blue curtain featuring an emblem with a pelican and the words "SUPREME COURT" and "CONFIDENCE." The word "LOUISNANA" is prominently misspelled instead of "LOUISIANA." The mistake is highlighted with a red circle. In the foreground, three judges in black robes are seated at a table.

A tweet from "Covie" (@covie_93) that reads: "Speaker Mike Johnson from the great state of 'Louisnana' wants to get rid of the Department of Education." Below the tweet is an image of a large blue curtain featuring an emblem with a pelican and the words "SUPREME COURT" and "CONFIDENCE." The word "LOUISNANA" is prominently misspelled instead of "LOUISIANA." The mistake is highlighted with a red circle. In the foreground, three judges in black robes are seated at a table.

Can’t make this up.

21.03.2025 15:30 — 👍 36513    🔁 9297    💬 2000    📌 962
Pop art illustration of Peter Dutton's head. He is scowling and has a potato masher, potato peeler, and bits of potato behind him. Pieces of parsley are resting on his head, above bold black type that says DUMP DUTTON.

Pop art illustration of Peter Dutton's head. He is scowling and has a potato masher, potato peeler, and bits of potato behind him. Pieces of parsley are resting on his head, above bold black type that says DUMP DUTTON.

GET MASHED, M8. 🥔 No vision, no policy - just fear, division & authoritarian garbage. Dump Dutton | Tees/stickers: bit.ly/4hn1VcK

19.03.2025 06:03 — 👍 219    🔁 63    💬 12    📌 3
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

20.03.2025 01:35 — 👍 63691    🔁 10554    💬 852    📌 591
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Leaving North Haven at sunrise last week. Sure is easier to get up early to do this than to get up early and go to work ☀️🚤 #southaustralia

18.03.2025 07:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Careless People and Barbra Streisand | Smart Bitches, Trashy Books Amazon iconAudible iconAutographed iconBook Bub iconBooksprout iconBuy Me a Coffee iconEmail iconFacebook iconGoodreads i... Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

If Meta hadn't thrown a tantrum, I wouldn't know about this book - and now you get to know about it too!

14.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 301    🔁 66    💬 17    📌 6
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@adlfrin.ge
27 club. Amazing

15.03.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning. 😂

14.03.2025 10:21 — 👍 1058    🔁 203    💬 35    📌 19

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