@oldaugie

#Cats are liquid.
Example #1 - Clogged sink.

#WarRavagedPortland

😭

IG newberlinlibrary

Every time I see a Pritzker presser I look forward to being bitterly disappointed by him in 2029.

Me too!

Dang these life lessons keep piling up like unwashed dishes in a bachelor pad

Kristi Noem can use our bathroom facilities anytime she likes. We have an open stall, just up the ridge line, take a left into the volcano.

This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable (TT: alanahlorraine)

let the gourd times roll

Photo of trees which were “yarn bombed” by colorful patches of knitted squares wrapped around their trunks.

PORTLAND PREPARES FOR WAR

Photo of trees downtown which have been “yarn bombed” by makers knitting colorful patches and wrapping them around their trunks.

No trees were harmed in the making of this art form.

💚 🍄🚲🗽🌦️🐿️☕️🧶

#ICE #Knitting #INeedCoffee

Happy Birthday to a simply beautiful pupper.

We put a camera under our deck to see if the rock squirrels were living there and INSTEAD:

And here I thought Dora was the one who talked the most.

I’m sorry for your loss.

I saw Paul McCartney in concert last night & predict he has a very bright future ahead of him. 👍

#MarkMyWords

a poorly drawn cat hiding inside a box with its tail sticking out, above it the text reads “i’m invisible”

do they know we can see them or are they just silly like that

Uh oh. Unsolicited duck pics.

The new Tylenol ad just dropped. Sound up!

Of interest to #UglyDogs everywhere…

#uglydogs

Here is a marvelous account to follow

I love this account!

Uber is really raising the bar here

Happy gentoo

Breaking..(the White House’s Reputation that is)..after being told off by our intrepid PM and Government of flightless, biracial nudists.

The tariffs threats on Heard Island have apparently vanished even faster than Pam Bondi’s desktop folders.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENDING ATTENTION, TACO MASTER

Humans post video of “close call”... which is misleading. We were actually trying to banish Gary, but he has an uncanny ability to stick to with us like an octopus sucker

Live look at our correspondents trying to digest the overwhelming amount of global news, climate data reports, battlefield (Ukr/Gaza/wash DC?) updates, and social media posts.

Discl: No baby terns were harmed in this video. A fish was harmed, irreperably.

Here's my theory on the rapture:
It already happened but went unnoticed because pretty much everyone who was swept up was impoverished, hungry, unhoused, and/or a refugee.

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

The Story of Edinburgh's Greyfriars Bobby | Parliament House Hotel Greyfriars Bobby is a well-known Edinburgh legend. Immortalised in books and films, visit the Kirk of Greyfriars during your stay at Parliament House Hotel.

Maybe this?

parliamenthouse-hotel.co.uk/edinburgh-gu....

Well worth thinking about. Best example I’ve seen so far