Jacs

Got Riley’s approval

GUYS I FUCKING DID IT!!! Got the final version set for Melissa on my third go and I actually like it so I am honestly very excited right now!
Huzzah for a new hobby! (Plus now I have two wonky ones to use for myself so bonus)

My brother & I are down the rabbit hole of mixing up Warner Bros properties for the Netflix merger and we’ve added Deliverance: a reality tv show (or like Sillicon Valley style or a rom-com?) & 2001: Space Odyssy a Danny McBride show ft John Goodman as Hal

Netflix presents: Gone with the Wind (the teen drama)

iOrigins

Guess that means I coughed up Vincent

Which is great since with the mergers merging their mergers we’re living in Bojack’s world

My half awake brain saw what I coughed up a moment ago and said “that’s not flem that’s two toddlers in a trench coat”
So I think I’m off to a creative Sunday

While getting closer to what I wanted, I need to think on this one over night since I struggled towards the end. Maybe seeing it in sunlight to see how the prism reacts will help me decide if this will be Mel’s gift or if I try again

I can’t stop laughing at this

“Hello, Carol. I’m John Cena.”

Dead. I’m fucking dead

Quality time with the Riley

Screenshot from The Onion, originally published October 9, 2002. Headline: Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches for Grandkids Below it, a photo of a plate with multiple deconstructed sandwiches balanced precariously, vaguely resembling a Frank Gehry building.

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She’s been very very attached to me the past few days, maybe it’s because I don’t feel great or because she is a Velcro pup idk

Terrible close up but here it is

Holy shit it works
Yes that is a laser cut Jeff with a laser etched Jeff Goldblum leather purse. Best secret Santa gift ever btw

Someone should get me this so it can’t be fully traced back to me… I have some chaos to create

While I originally mismeasured one of the cord colors it worked out since I’m going for a shorter plant holder & I still need to secure the bottom but BEHOLD!! My first time doing macrame!
85% winging it but kinda proud of the first attempt!

Outside of doing some laundry, Riley and I are sleeping all day. Me because I’m trying to knock whatever is going on in my system out and her because she’s a sweet sleepy angel pup

After leaving work early yesterday I played it safe and just called out. Which works because there’s another storm but also I still feel like crap so need to not drive up in a storm just to leave in the worst of it feeling like hell
Riley’s very happy

Good morning from Riley

I think this may be the ENT equivalent of telling someone to go to the seaside. This is now under my med list on MyChart. “Also known as: OCEAN”

So just gonna say my intuition is correct and it’s Flonase so I can go back to decorating on this snowy Tuesday and having dance parties

The good news is that since literally everything I’ve found as Flonase side effects matches what I’ve got going on, it’s probably not anything viral or bacterial so I can avoid dealing with an urgent care. It’s kinda gnarly though so hopefully it goes away after I stop using it

I genuinely love not knowing what my body will decide to say “not today” to. Fine with something one day, reacting to he’ll he next. Really keeps you on your toes

I’m 99% positive the throat hurting, choking on my own spit thing is a side effect / reaction to the Flonase since it all started when I picked up my script on Friday. Even though I’ve used it on and off since I was a wee one with no problems

Love you too bb💜💜 we got this ain’t letting weird small things bring anyone down today

Full moon + big storm moving in meant I didn’t sleep; one of my new meds is causing me to constantly choke on my spit & made me puke this morning; Syracuse sucks at clearing any roads so many was that a sketchy fucking drive into work just now.
All that to say good morning & we’re having a good day

Well this is the intersection of all my needs right now. Amazing combo. 10/10 no notes