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The bird whistle ❤️

An illustration of an angle grinder with scrollwork that reads: shake hands with the devil

An illustration of an angle grinder

I always get stopped by people when I wear my jacket with the custom angle grinder backpiece on it, so I decided to put it up for free/pwyw

I also added a version with scrollwork that says “Shake hands with the devil,” as a little tribute to anyone that’s ever been bit

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#art 🧶

Bricks with pine needle-shaped clumps of sand left over after being blown away by a leafblower. A strange chicken scratch texture

YEP.

Boosting again for the evening crowd!

@manningkrull.bsky.social check out this texture

Zeppelin.

I felt really bad when I learned that Hugh Hefner arranged to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe; even in death, she couldn't just be a person, free of creep-ass sex pests projecting their weird shit onto her. Anyway-

YES

People can choose not to learn about stuff all they want but it's not going to protect them from it and remaining willfully ignorant of basic protest safety makes people a liability but I guess they can do them.

Like when 646 people got trapped and arrested on I-94 here in Minneapolis in November of 2020.

"This is a really beautiful, haunting show, but why is nobody making fun "Old Time Rock and Roll?"

"Oh, shit, you wanted to go to the *Seger roast*?"

“These leftists hate liberals so much. They don’t do anything and won’t protest!”

Can someone explain the actual demands of the No Kings photo op bc so far it’s been “vote for this lifelong Congress Dem in a year or two, please sign here to attest to your participation and post your face online”

Viking Bar Neon Sign » Bauer Bros Inc. Viking Bar Neon Sign This sign was salvaged from the Viking Bar in Minneapolis MN Item: Q005 Measurements: 117.5 inches wide 46.5 inches tall 16 inches deep Salvaged materials may show some wear ...

genuine piece of minneapolis history for sale here!!

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Sending you extra brave vibes

So far I have averted several disasters, like only ending up with half the oil we need to refill the fryer

Total is now at $230 for replacement wheels :)

💸💕 #helpsky #disabilitysky

I'm finally taking over watching the instacart person do the shopping and this is so goddamn stressful LOL

Stocking up on sale meat and spendy seeds and grains because we qualified for SNAP last month because of no overtime. Still not enough to cover what we would lose if my husband didn't work tons of overtime. Livin' on the edge! (Derogatory)

I don't even process them much when I put them in salsa. I just cut them in half and let them do their thing. It's a really nice texture

Dooooo ittt! You can sub them in without worrying about messing with the acidity of your recipe, it's safe if you are still doing the same poundage of tomatillos no matter what kind you use

Oh I was making a Newsies joke! They call newspapers papes

Papes?

I'm trying to convince them to also toss in all of the ground cherries they can find because if you have never added ground cherries to salsa verde, oh buddy. You should try it!

Trying to figure out what I'm going to do with my day, but at any point my neighbors could show up with a big basket of tomatillos and jalapenos because they don't have the capacity to make and can salsa, but I do!

It's not your fault that your mind goes there, that's the way it always is.

Omg did your partner make a little You shape out of pillows 🥹

I highly recommend getting something like this, you can find them cheaper other places. If you don't have a kitchen fan that vents straight to the outside, this will vastly improve your quality of life if you've got a kitchen window but you can move it anywhere.

a bright red skateboard abandoned in leaves next to a wet sidewalk, with a similarly red fire hydrant on the boulevard

so much depends
upon

a red skate
board

glazed with rain
water

beside the fire
hydrant

that is also
red

BRING BACK YORK PEPPERMINT BATTIES YOU FUCKING COWARRRRRDDDSSSSSS!!!!!