Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know

Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know theonion.com/report-...

Don’t tempt me, brother

Hey Shea, do you have any advice for carving out time to read these every week? If I’m in the bathroom too long the wife and kids just come in and ask if everything is ok. Thanks!

omg

Nothing convinces me that the LinkedIn algo is bullshit more than CONSTANTLY asking me to follow Vivek Ramaswamy. You clearly aren’t paying attention to me, LinkedIn.

My cat refuses to snuggle with me and this is basically the worst day ever.

US labor laws should include a provision that once a week you get compensated time to travel within your geographical area to get a hug. I’d just bounce up to the kids’ school and be like ‘aye, it’s dad,’ get my squeeze, and go back to work.

I suspect some people would be nicer if they got hugs.

This was me! FOH Army forever.

You’re an artist, and I hate to interfere with your process, but if you were going to write up a Cillian Murphy horror movie it should have been SUNSHINE.

I think I would have to eat that in very small slices.

The answer is always eat pie.

From the earliest days of my history studies I was pretty sure Allen Dulles was burning in hell. This book is confirming my suspicions.

Imagine if the GOP was as obsessed with properly running the country as they are with the Bidens.

Got an email from the kid’s after school care stating if they are exposed to measles and are unvaccinated they’ll miss three weeks of school and care, but if they’re vaccinated they won’t miss any.

It’s like vaccines work or something.

Get that paper, cat.

This is fine…

When the Onion just states facts…

Whew, if Rafi Big Stick is stealing on you the game’s getting silly.

Christopher Walken and David Bowie being used to hawk Miller Lite just makes me sad.

There’s a grade level when the kids are gifted a recorder by the school, and as a result the sound of Hot Cross Buns sends me into a white hot rage.

One more kid to go.

This pic smells like the 90s

Finnegan is having a sick day. He’s laying in my bed watching How To Train Your Dragon.

I might be coming down with something. *cough*

New Wu-Tang? Aight, I’m in.

“Let my people goth.” - Emoses

HOW DARE YOU

I still miss Mookie, but I think we have an answer in right.

I tend to obsess over a game until I finish it. Right now it’s Days Gone.