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Investing in the North Korean People: Broadening Access to Information in North Korea • Stimson Center The event will discuss the current status of information access and freedom in North Korea, first-hand accounts of effective models for information dissemination, and challenges faced by the sector. S...

TOMORROW‼️Join North Korean escapees Gyuri Kang & Hannah Oh, RFA's Rohit Mahajan, & the Stimson Center's Martyn Williams & Jenny Town for a discussion on information access and information freedom in the DPRK. In-person at the Stimson Center + online from 1-2:30 PM ET. www.stimson.org/event/inform...

costco looked at their return policy and were like

Bet

costco makes things costco sized by
1. making it absurdly large, or
2. packaging several together

both of these are horrifying proposals for coffins

my when I drop a banger @letterboxd.social review

I've never felt this bullied by letterboxd before

my first big boy job was as a printer tech at a grain terminal company.

some printers - caked in flammable canola dust, totally functional. one time a rat got in one and never got out. the printer kept printing

you try double sided though? hell no, might as well ask it to land a man on the moon

if I ever go blonde you can draw all the conclusions you want they're all gonna be right

what's your go to This is a Dye for Help colour

we stan anti animal cruelty

if I made a daily puzzle game I would make the Average Time show up as like 20-45s slower than your time.

it's not like anyone is checking the math

the correct answer is for spills and such, the wrong but also right answer is that it's a decoy to keep you on your toes

huge fan of the wait-until-great-aunt-goes-into-a-home method.

mattress preserved via both pickling and dry aging

big fan of the wet towel dry towel method, although my wife who sees me burn myself biweekly is less of a fan

that purple link goes to another juicy "personal life" section, now doesn't it 👀

I want one thing in a house and it's NEVER advertised in listings

every gap must be exactly 0mm OR the exact width of my vacuum

patron saint of blowing smoke which is fitting for our time

I do this with first names of artists

take me home tonight - eddie money with
save it for later - eddie vedder with
I love a rainy night - eddie rabbitt

every new ep:
night vale
dh&j
mbmbam
planet money
nknews pod
hp sacred text

series/defunct:
within the wires
fridge light
lazarus heist
outlaw ocean

I know I'm a basic bitch 💁🏻

another classic rate my prof review was "dresses like a park ranger" so the dino bag matching with a green polo and khakis would really blend right in

my dad is a math prof so when I was a kid my sisters and I would look him up on Rate My Prof. one review was

⭐⭐⭐⭐ looks like a dino

so my recommendation is to look like a dinosaur

does kowlf do rainbow connection on the piano 🥹

broke: venti latte please
woke: venti americano with 8 creamers 💁🏻

olive has recently figured out how to get on the balcony railing 🙈

flashback to the time I gave my postal code over the phone and said "m as in mice"

"oh sorry I forgot I had to talk like this 'who'sawiddlebabyyyy can you wegister🥹🥹I'll give you your paychweck'"

going to the gym more not because I wanna be healthier but because this apartment has too many fucking mirrors

all the dyslexics opening the replies in incognito mode

red wine vinegar my foie gras mikey

uh oh

me at the ref today #afcw