Not Sure

Is Drake Maye old enough to shave?

Not sure which comes out on top: my desire to watch the Superbowl, or my desire to never hear Chris Collinsworth open his mouth.

Tremendous. /s

The Minnesota State government didn’t make the feds shoot Pretti 10 times.

That doesn’t fly when you are working for a President who has spent more time publicly vilifying and denigrating American citizens than any President in at least 100 years.

DENVER SHOULD HAVE FAKED THE FIELD GOAL.

The Second Amendment advocates who claim that the purpose of the 2A is to enable the populace to resist government tyranny are the same people defending the government for murdering Alex Pretti. Disgusting.

As would have been his constitutional right, but it isn’t true, regardless.

The US government is currently run by very evil and monstrous people. We need a nationwide strike until Congress takes action to hold these people to account, starting with the impeachment and conviction of Trump.

I don't know, does biting the inside of your lip count as "internal bleeding"?

We have eyes. Renee Nicole Good was murdered. Period.

Damn, you got me.

This from the author of “Dow 36,000.” 🤦‍♂️

A “better person”? This dude was shot multiple times and might lose his arm. Thanks for showing everyone what a “worse person” thinks.

Someone needs to inform the Councilperson that deportation based solely on religion would be unconstitutional.

Well, there are no dollar stores in my neck of the "Elite Liberal Hellscape," so I'm going with the Amazon prices. Regardless, pencils are cheap, so Trump's constant harping on pencils is a real oddity in my book.

Robert Reich - I know you graduated from Yale Law School, so you surely know that the terms of Supreme Court Justices cannot be limited without a constitutional amendment, which will never pass. So, what are you really trying to say?

Pencils cost around $0.21 a piece. Reducing your supply of pencils from 37 to 2 will save you less than $7.50, so one has to wonder why Trump keeps going on about 2 pencils vs 37 pencils.

Trump ~2017: "We'll have a replacement plan for Obamacare in 2 weeks." (We're still waiting.)

Prompt to ChatGPT: "Write a press release touting my accomplishments in the style of the official press office of North Korea. Treat every promise I've ever made as if it has been accomplished."

Coming soon: "SCOTUS rules that Calibri font violates equal protection."

It's not exactly an original thought.

If you subtract immigrants from the economy, all of the sudden you have a massive recession.

I'm an old timer and I'm single space all the way. Being old doesn't mean you can't tell the difference between a word processor and a typewriter.

Haven't they switched to Aptos?

All Trump Adminstration content will now be printed in Comic Sans, which is the only font with a corresponding level of gravitas.

MTHGA: Make Tammany Hall Great Again.

Sorry, but this is a really stupid idea, considering there is absolutely zero chance Trump will ever be jailed.

Pro-Palestinian protestors at La Vuelta are endangering the lives of riders to protest a team that is not affiliated with the Israeli government but is owned by an Israeli citizen. The Spanish government must do more to protect riders, or La Vuelta's days as a grand tour are numbered.

Cyclists: “Hold my beer.”