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@waspalisades.bsky.social

saving myself for ritual sacrifice ❤️

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Latest posts by waspalisades.bsky.social on Bluesky

well EYE see the vision. happy face with upturned eyes

09.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the events of Black Swan are happening to me but we are both bad at our jobs

09.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 368    🔁 24    💬 5    📌 0
Drawing of Gideon Nav from The Locked Tomb series unsheating her longsword while looking at the camera.

Drawing of Gideon Nav from The Locked Tomb series unsheating her longsword while looking at the camera.

Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!

08.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1558    🔁 478    💬 3    📌 0

motherfucker

02.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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does hourly comic day still exist

01.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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im gonna legitimately freak out

28.01.2026 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i know shes ragebaiting on purpose behaving like this i just cant prove it

28.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Who is Kip Grady, and What Has He Done with Bucky Barnes? this origin story is not adding up

i do not like kip grady very much and i wrote about it open.substack.com/pub/waspalis...

09.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no longer entertaining resolutions. time is a flat circle

31.12.2025 06:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what stage of delusion are u at when ur not a Film Guy and still daydreaming of filling a power vacuum at ur local microcinema

28.12.2025 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd like to dedicate this song to the pale nothing that will devour the world.

19.12.2025 12:55 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

too cynical to lib out anymore but also not commie enough to take someone seriously when they think too many recipes use the word "cozy/comforting" bc of its fascist retvrn to the womb implications

22.11.2025 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i know that the last few years have well and truly broken me from any meaningful investment in online politicking bc tonight i had the thought "if someone says 'intersectional' twice in the same sentence one more time im gonna kill myself"

21.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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you met me at a very rust cohle time in my life

19.11.2025 10:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the way cameron winter sings "love will make you fit it all in the car" makes me weep and i just dont think a 22 year old dude should have the power to bring me to tears

19.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just remembered the best comic ever about reading ulysses

14.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 210    🔁 45    💬 1    📌 6

"i think im gonna die in this. HOUSE"
-wilson having a panic attack in the mri machine idk

14.11.2025 20:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so far my evil plan to make new friends as an adult by standing around near an established friend group having conversations and crushing acorns under my heels on the sidewalk is working pretty well

10.11.2025 03:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nobody Understands Frankenstein But Me sorry, GDT, not even you

Nobody Understands Frankenstein But Me
open.substack.com/pub/waspalis...

07.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

i take it back the hater tweets were onto something

07.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nobody Understands Frankenstein But Me sorry, GDT, not even you

Nobody Understands Frankenstein But Me
open.substack.com/pub/waspalis...

07.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Jacob letterboxed review: We all remember being in high school and being so horny we wanted to kill ourselves every day

Jacob letterboxed review: We all remember being in high school and being so horny we wanted to kill ourselves every day

Saw Twilight in theaters

30.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 875    🔁 83    💬 7    📌 1

holding a gun up to my computer pointed at the hater tweet in question. my hands shake. i briefly place the gun to my lips. i hit mute instead

29.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i will not allow anyone with taylor swift lyrics in her display name ruin my mood about a movie i have been looking forward to for almost 3 years. namaste

29.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If there be one or two, I shall make-a the turd.

27.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 128    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 3

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

09.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 1997    🔁 634    💬 38    📌 15

Never mind

22.09.2025 20:11 — 👍 545    🔁 96    💬 15    📌 9
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Christ in the Cracker Barrel Parking Lot A reading from the Book of Americans.

I wrote about God and Cracker Barrel johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/christ-in-...

26.08.2025 18:45 — 👍 355    🔁 81    💬 13    📌 23

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