Aubers

your mind is beautiful

@amperebeep.bsky.social why do u have so many windows??

Wait yeah what???

My goat

I'll be back in like 3 weeks :D

im home from Sneadle

I'mma be real dawg I don't give a fuck about the hostages

I need to have beautiful lesbian kissing on the lips,, ,

Oh replace Constantinople with Seattle I forgot about peak i fear...

Tenochtitlan
Damascus
Constantinople
Samarkand
probably,,,
Also honorable mention to Tawantinsuyu but it's not a city name...

Oh I just found out what "an oral" is.. i don't wanna go in the little box... they're gonna put me in a little box and make me speak german until I can't anymore and then they will GET me :(

Im scared of my final I don't wan t to give oral or whatever I'm supposednto do. Why would I even be giving oral for german...

I need to finish finals and then its hot girl winter break I'm gonna make out with sooo many pretty girls and a few pretty boys too probably

An email from a health care company about making their employees sign a pledge

An email from a health care company about making their employees sign a pledge swearing they think for-profit health insurance and executives are important

Lmao they're so scared, this is deranged

I need to get BIT again. I need a pretty girl to bite me and leave a mark that lasts at least a week :)

I am also nowhere near done aghfsadghf

I'm literally just outlining rn ToT

The fact that seemingly every visitor to Portland posts photos of the airport is the best marketing effort we’ve done in a long time.

Some of my friends are just insane with it dude that is crazy my friends are so cool I love seeing the cool stuff they make

Thank god im cute at least ☝️

Sometimes its so what can you do yk,,,

I need to get new fake freckle makeup,,, they're so cute

I need to do this soooo bad you don't understand

Yesterday I got reminded of this hinge message I sent,,,

Really grim. He murdered a man for being homeless, and got away with it because the man was homeless. We should be clear about this and the fascist implications here.

Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.

oh wow

thats really cool thank u for sharing!1!!

Top 5 phoneme for sure

Anyways, does anyone wanna cuddle really close and keep each other warm,,,