Kookcapital

I need a T-shirt with this picture on the back

29.10.2024 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations @bsky.app #1 overall!!

21.10.2024 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Númenor Margaritaville xkcd.com/2994

05.10.2024 20:06 — 👍 2845    🔁 680    💬 38    📌 60

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #970,063, Kookcapital ‪@kookcapital.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 11, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #970,063!

29.09.2024 10:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #970,063!

18.09.2024 00:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@bodegacats.bsky.social

02.09.2024 07:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These throwable fire extinguishers seem like a real-life example of xkcd.com/937 — they have really good reviews from everyone except the few people who tried using them to put out fires

06.01.2024 18:40 — 👍 4678    🔁 1363    💬 52    📌 26

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is - we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore." Let's all get up and move around a bit right now... or at least dance.

Vonnegut knew

03.12.2023 15:54 — 👍 3700    🔁 1145    💬 55    📌 110

@support.bsky.team please add cashtags like $meta

19.09.2023 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0