J Petti

One Battle After Another

Due to this post I will now be receiving TWO copies of Absolution from my wife as Xmas gifts this year. I told her she absolutely could not return the copy she already bought at B&N.

If there are worse songs, I have yet to hear them.

Those three plus hours seem very stressful and upsetting. I prefer laughing instead.

I've been sports free for a good 10 to 15 years now. It's wonderful! Yes, I watch sports often, but don't care who wins 99% of the time. The other 1% I cheer for the team the people around me want to win because I want them to be happy.

You know this is very real and important because she opens with the 🚨 URGENT. Like when I tell my wife I ate way too many leftovers for lunch.

why are you so cruel?

enjoy your shrimp more powerful human

About to see Built to Spill and they have a Fuck ICE sign on the stage. Let's goooooooo.

10 horror movies to get to know me by

🥶 The Shining
👽 Alien
🧟 Dawn of the Dead ('78)
🪳 Creepshow
🎃 Halloween ('78)
💉 A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
🔪 Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter
🪝 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre ('74)
🌳 The Evil Dead ('81)
🧛‍♂️ Fright Night ('85)

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I think the planet needs more volcanoes doing cool volcano things.

a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod Alt: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson, giving us a nod and a smile.

May this forever be the new greeting when we pass into the afterlife.

RIP Robert Redford, one of the greats!

Gonna demand banks fly their flags at half staff if any of my favorite disgusting YouTube foodies die.

Is the new tool just providing housing?

When will humans finally learn to stop being annoying assholes at airports and on airplane? I need to know.

Gilbert Gottfried as God. That's some good casting.

That's some good casting.

Dog 41 must be feeling great

Happy Friday the 13th from my desktop Jason's.

Happy Birthday big guy!

Just wrote a thank you letter to my daughter's fourth grade teacher that had me crying like a baby.

A good teacher deserves a six figure salary on day one. Instead they get paid next to nothing, but do the job anyway. They are the best of us.

Back in Action, if a Canadian film is allowed entry.

Billy Blanks is alarmingly wet.

The oval office is an ideal shape for all those fascist circle jerks.

I drank many a Guinness today, for our boy Rory. I cannot imagine ever having to play meaningful golf. Looks difficult.

(white person applauding white person)

The Masters, a tradition unlike any other.

(white people applauding white people)

Are you suggesting the sun still exists?

The 30 mph gusts should make this a fun one!

Almost noon here in Michigan. Or as I've been calling it all winter, Shoveling Hour.

I just watched the Super Bowl with family and we had music on the entire time. Never heard Tom Brady say a single word. Didn't have to sit through bullshit commercials about Jesus, or shitty beer, or useless AI. Stupid, boring game, but an A++ night.

Watching the 2005 Pride & Prejudice and immediately have a crush on every single Bennet. Including Donald Southerland.

I may have ruined my daughter's life. I told her in the chorus of Voices Carry Aimee Mann is actually singing "this is Gary" and now she can't unhear it.