Jade The Kobold

'While you're down there can you grab a cask of Amontillado" being autocorrected to "a cask from Amontillado"

SMH Google can't catch a reference.

A (well made if I do say so myself) mockup of a faux Legal Eagle video featuring the creator of the comic in this thread.

YouTube feed going wild rn

Melinoë from Hades 2 as a model replacement for Lady Geist in Deadlock

Melinoë from Hades 2 as a model replacement for Lady Geist in Deadlock

Man, I love video games. The fact that you can just *mod* a crossover like this fills me with joy.
#deadlock #hades2

Imagine Lady Geist and Melinoë just high fiving and saying "Eyyy, same arm!"

I may have been too glib.
A plumbr is here to fix the hot water heater and pulled out a warranty paper with my old name on it.

I just responded "Oh, that person's dead."

a digital painting of a coho salmon on a sidewalk. It is wearing a spiked collar and leash.

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay #art

Me and a course mate sit and have lunch together. During conversation, he finds out that Im trans

I blush and ask him if he didn't notice anything before, hoping to receive compliments

He replies that all the details he noticed before, he chalked it up to me being italian

I stare in the void in bed

Passing, but at what cost 😔

Goku asking for energy for the spirit bomb, crossed into the McDonalds advertising reactive-tv patent, with a goku eating a cheeseburger on the screen.

Layered references

Pride cometh before the autumn.

Uh, yeah FromSoft... that's how damage works

Are you ready for the internet? The image shows an old signup screen from an iMac asking if you want to "Explore the World Wide Web!"

I don't think any of us truly are...

Yea! I can't wait!

Single pauldrons are actually very historically accurate, all the way back from roman times through late medieval!
The side facing your enemy (i.e. left for swordfighters) was where you'd wear it.

adorable yeen child with the cutest eyes!!!

Look at this beautiful little angel who has NEVER bitten anybody!!!

#deadlock So I guess Doorman can go out of bounds...

A blue kobold girl, with the smuggest face imaginable.

My most punchable face yet.

May I offer:

I crumbled a graham cracker into cottage cheese and I think I might be a genius.

Is this anything? idk...

A red magma kobold

A purple gem kobold

A blue artificer kobold

A bronze, magical kobold

Kobolds :3

A chart that shows being left handed being accepted to schools, compared to the number of people we understand now are naturally left-handed. This parallels the acceptance of LGBT rights in our current society.

Please refer to this chart I made:

It shows being left handed being accepted to schools, compared to the number of people we understand now are naturally left-handed.

This parallels the acceptance of LGBT rights in our current society, and the number of people feeling safe enough to come out.

They're called roguish good looks because they are constantly changing.

If the good looks stay the same from day to day, they're rogue-like good looks.

Two books, the one labeled "FF: Tactics" is several times larger than the one labeled "FF Tactics if Delita was gay"

I've never played FFT, but my friend was summarizing the story and I need to know if I got this right.

A cautionary tale about trusting yeens.

A cautionary tale about trusting yeens.

mfw when I try to explain a hyperfixation and someone says something completely wrong.

A meme of a man saying "call the firing squad... but not for you" with their gun edited to be backwards. It is an edit of the "can an ambulance" meme, but adjusted for a specific purpose that is (intentionally) not made clear in this image. The comedy is derived from the absurdist shift from reversing the attacker's intent, to making a joke about self-harm. Sometimes joking about self-harm can be very bad, but absurdism can actually help people cope with feelings of sorrow or grief. The comedy and dismissal of any serious undertone may help defang the feelings depression, robbing them of their power.

I will be providing no context for the creation of this

Anyone else?

"It's like talking to a brit lol"

The phrase.. is talking... to a brick... wall...

How can you mess that up!!????

A promo picture of Elden Ring: Nightreign, featuring three player characters standing, seemingly exhausted, and wounded, facing the sigil of the Nighbearer in the background on a blue-flaming landscape. In the foreground, Jing runs away terrified past the viewer.

So Shard's got to run her game tomorrow, so I'll post this tonight instead! Saturday before 9 PM EST I'll be on again for free gaming hours, planning to do at least a little Nightreign with @kobold.fun as well!

What's up cutie? How've you been?
New model and off hiatus, I'm gonna stream and start doing some tiktok skits this weekend if you wanna come over and hang out. Check if it's ok, and I'll make you some dinner.

You have created a thing of beauty