Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.

My sister is a PT and always sent me to the Running Institute (despite me not being a runner). I had good luck with them.

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work