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Scott Tracey

@scottjtracey.bsky.social

Car guy. Liker of old things. I’ve written some stuff. Opinions are my own but you can share them if you like. Guelph, Ontario

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Latest posts by scottjtracey.bsky.social on Bluesky

This chart is about how much money clairvoyants make. He’s just being thorough.

07.08.2025 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bear. Might kill me but at least he’s not an asshole.

01.08.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Boston ♥️

28.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fair question. No idea who either of them are. 🤷🏼‍♂️

23.07.2025 02:16 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Scammers allegedly posing as Brantford Police officers Residents in Brantford have been contacted by scammers pretending to be police officers.

Scammers allegedly posing as Brantford Police officers

20.07.2025 21:05 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Let’s gooooo!!! @bluejays.com

19.07.2025 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was working for the Merc the day we all drove around Wellington County trying to follow an OPP plane until they zeroed in on the spot where they recovered her tiny body. Horrible day

16.07.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely be interesting to see who votes against.

15.07.2025 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Canada a dozen eggs are about $4, which is a little over $3 US. And ours have been that cost all along.

11.07.2025 20:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“Superman is too woke!”

Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

11.07.2025 13:58 — 👍 29933    🔁 7330    💬 750    📌 299

But ‘I’m trying to cripple your economy so you will be less resistant to the US taking you over for access to your raw materials’ doesn’t sound as sexy!

11.07.2025 10:37 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I like everything except the ‘another Jurassic movie’ part

09.07.2025 02:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or you black out and wake up in El Salvador

09.07.2025 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It takes a lot to piss off Canadians, but trump has nevertheless achieved it.

08.07.2025 12:56 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meanwhile every truck on the highway has ‘now hiring’ signs on the back because they can’t get enough applicants. This will kill the industry if it’s actually enforced.

08.07.2025 12:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would, but I deleted my account a couple months ago after being on it for about 15 years. I still have to look at it for work but it’s become such a cesspool.

08.07.2025 12:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How could you say no to those eyes?!

05.07.2025 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes sir!

29.06.2025 14:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah the last 58 years have proven that 🤔

29.06.2025 12:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Throw in a couple of obscure ones …
- 39 Steps - Slip Into the Crowd
- Dik Van Dykes - Chain Letter Massacre
- Forgotten Rebels - In Live With the System

29.06.2025 03:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everybody hates Marchand except the team that has him

29.06.2025 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He died in 2011 so I doubt it

29.06.2025 00:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Found these in a random box in the garage. I actually forgot I had these made 🤔 #ThrowbackThursday #Guelph

26.06.2025 15:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My optician doesn’t wear glasses?! No offence mate but I can’t trust the advice of a man who sees bareback. You really just let the horrors of the world unfold upon your retinas without any form of protection? Disgusting. Not having it. I demand to be seen by your squintiest employee.

23.06.2025 09:41 — 👍 67    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

‘Kevin’ would actually sound less crazy

24.06.2025 00:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Outdoor street festival

Outdoor street festival

People looking at a booth with pottery

People looking at a booth with pottery

Outdoor art market

Outdoor art market

It’s Art on the Street in downtown Guelph today! One of my fav events.

21.06.2025 14:18 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

She’d look nice as a drawstring lamp

20.06.2025 23:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey #Guelph! It's going to be a hot weekend☀️
With the upcoming weather forecast, City Hall’s front lobby will be opened as a cooling centre starting Sunday, June 22 at 8:00 a.m. through to Tuesday, June 24 including after standard business hours (4:00 p.m. to 8:30 a.m.)

20.06.2025 18:51 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone will talk about how great it is. They’ll say ‘Sir, we’ve never read a more perfectly wonderful obituary.’ Thank you for your attention to this matter!

20.06.2025 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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