Pete Johnson

Trump is like a toddler: time he spends asleep is to be prized, not resented. Every minute he sleeps is a minute he is not tantruming or breaking things or smearing his own shit on things.

Senate Democtrats! If you are in line to cave, GET OFF THAT LINE!!!!

NEW: EXCLUSIVE: I spoke to sources at FBI and DOJ that reviewed the Epstein files. It’s worse than the photos. I’ll let you know what they said today at 3:30 PM PT / 6:30 PM ET on @meidastouch.com. Link to show: www.youtube.com/live/hEi77Ib...

average ICE officer handling their gun in public

Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

“TOM HOMAN For BEING A BITCH” in the style of Zohran for New York

One thing I will say, as a big “affordability” guy, is that it’s interesting how if you want to focus on “kitchen table issues” you’re a hack, consultant brain moron but if your pushing “affordability” you’ve got yr eye on the pulse, have vanquished neoliberalism and r generally killing it.

The restored East Wing.

Kind of weird seeing the President of the US urging the Supreme Court to let him stop food money ready to go to hungry Americans…

MAGA? You sure this is what you were hoping for? A lot of those people are… well… you!

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

If he doesn’t do empathy here, he sure as hell isn’t doing it for anyone NOT in the room.

A very brave Congresswoman from Arizona, Yassamin Ansari, camped out in front of Meek (seems a better name) Johnson's office.

Have you seen this, Jake Tapper? This calls for another investigation into Joe Biden's cognitive decline IMMEDIATELY!

"the cusp of the liftoff" do you hear yourself man

job growth is the new infrastructure week

The only real analog I can think of to Elise Stefanik's decision to run for governor of New York in 2026 is Thích Quảng Đức, the buddhist monk who lit himself on fire at an intersection Saigon in 1963.

Crime should be legal if it’s funny enough.

Trump administration set to appeal judge’s strict ruling on SNAP The Trump administration has indicated it will appeal a federal judge’s ruling that it must act by Friday to help "hungry" recipients.

amazing that the takeaway from getting their ass beat on Tuesday is "let's do even more stuff to make everybody hate us" www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Fox chyron: ELISE STEFANIK ANNOUNCES RUN FOR NY GOVERNOR

what if Trump tells her no again though?

We print dollars. We are plenty liquid whenever we need to be. This is where his background as a private businessman completely fails him.

Not all gyros wear capes.

A New Era for NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is ready to work to make New York safe and affordable for all of its residents.

I love knowing that today millions of people in NYC had the same thought, "maybe I should send in my resume?"
www.transition2025.com/apply

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true

KEY PART

Delicious

seldom has one man's face more effectively conveyed the exact phrase "I gotta get the fuck outta here"