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@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social

I'm easily distracted with bread. πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³ aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer. de facto atheist. neurospicy af. chaos broker. minibike guy. archpontifex of the cult of djiv. only take, like 20% of what I say seriously. please no DM's πŸ€—

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Latest posts by jimpixelbeard.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is it California time? I think it's California time!

29.01.2026 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys are paying taxes?

28.01.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Absolute Wonder Woman so ding-dang much!

28.01.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's supposedly haunted. I didn't see no ghosts. Fun fact: they do not care if you wander off into the off limits areas. So I'm not saying there aren't ghosts. Just that I didn't see any.

28.01.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How can I imagine more spaghetti when you haven't even given me a little spaghetti yet?

28.01.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the more respectable thing to say. Cuz there's no way it's not stupid to at least try and keep up.

28.01.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The after pictures of some of the Nazi women that got held accountable are... Not great. They take for granted that most of us aren't monsters.

28.01.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little column a, little column b. I shouldn't say what I'm thinking, but I'm betting you can guess. Unless it's really crazy then it's probably not that. Probably.

28.01.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason the gun laws in California are so strict, or were, is because The Black Panthers open carried. We are not in unprecedented times.

28.01.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If global warming is real then why cold?"

Cuz people are bad at naming things and nuance isn't something people are good at.

28.01.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

However many people exist minus them, I suppose.

28.01.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohh one of them race traitors. Should work out great for him.

28.01.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reconstruction will probably stick this time because it'll apply to white people, but it'll probably only stick for white people.

28.01.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard to tell. The people on the right are basically in a completely different world. The stuff they're hearing sounds like such blatant bullshit it's really hard to believe that people believe it enough to justify an international child sex ring.

28.01.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a little hellhound down there?! He's so cute! πŸ₯°

28.01.2026 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope we keep that same energy cuz I plan on continuing to give them the same grace they give me.

28.01.2026 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People that can vote and have houses. 🫀

28.01.2026 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a dream that one day white people will stop getting the benefit of the doubt. At this point; it seems extremely stupid to still be giving them that. Literally no one else gets that same benefit.

28.01.2026 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

That seems to happen to basically anyone that attains power on some bullshit and that's cool, I just wish they didn't get to do so much damage before the fall.

28.01.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there ever was an appropriate time for a supervillain laugh; that would be it. Evil is a bitch and I don't like it.

28.01.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you feel better.

28.01.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I take solace in the fact that these people are going to inbreed themselves into oblivion.

28.01.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But somehow you both understood each other. Awww

28.01.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand people that listen to or make true crime still not being outright anti-cop. A not small amount of all these stories is how the police will try and do anything but actually help.

28.01.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffries says a bunch of shit. I wouldn't count on him doing anything.

28.01.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BlueSky users have done more advertising for that movie than anywhere else I've seen.

28.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you heard of Freestyle Fellowship? They rap like Dizzy and Charlie played and the beats sample jazz quite a bit.

28.01.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Carrots are good.

27.01.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get an abortion.

27.01.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they all blow up cuz it's too hot. I don't think that's how it works, but it would be really funny.

27.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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