crocette🐊

everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, your honor

a painting of a raccoon with a chainsaw riding on the back of a crocodile. “chapman” signature in the bottom corner

@biteybutcute.bsky.social ayo thanks for the lift

you’re so welcome

exactly

its so cold, i need to be wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito and held

if you’re a man send me $10 and say sorry

horse on a beach

thank you! 🤍

chewing on the edge of my enclosure and screaming if anyone tries to touch me

obsessed with my husband in a way that would scare scientists

@bzvowell.bsky.social hello yes i would like to request a “good time”. i was thinking maybe we could go to the arcade and eat pizza!

yes i am sweet and patient and kind yes u will catch me on the wrong day at the right time and suffer your consequences

hell yes bb

two little peas in a cute little pod

i’m right here 😇

she is

thank you sertraline for removing my ability to give a fuck

☺️🤍

🥰

might as well be

hehe yes

hello can i be your gf

yeeeees

yes ofc

thank you!

me too, i’m obsessed 🥹

oil pastel green heart face with red eyes & a joint

self portrait or somethin like that

omg yummy!!! enjoy 😚

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sheev this is such a sweet compliment 🥹🤍