Brett Lynn Papworth

Was eating an AM/PM burger this morning, that's right don't judge me! Noticed it tasted more like real meat than normal... what the hell man! I like the old taste, and while I'm complaining F Romper Room they never said my name once with the magic mirror!

The only way I would watch the state of the union speech is if they had the sign language bubble from Kentucky Fried Movie where the interpreter is just continuously doing the jerkoff motion.

Look obviously deportation is a thing, but no one is talking about who it is that should be deported, for instance people that say 'tendies' or call California 'cali' I can support that.

Forget going to war with Iran as a distraction. Curlinggate is the real distraction! "The Canadians fingered their stone?!? Fetch my fainting couch!"

Had the cassette the versions of Nights are Forever and Simon and Simon aren't bad shame it never got a CD or digital release.

Saw a post that the CW canceled a show I never heard of and then I thought, "The CW still exists?"

Zoom meetings with potential vendors and their background is some really hip looking loft office space you know their in their bedroom or in my case the dining room at home.

Danny O’Shea looks like an unfinished clone of Mr.Beast.
We need him on the ice!
We have t finished the hair yet.
No time ship it! #olympics

My nightmare is aliens have landed and in order yo save the earth I have to explain the movie Road House and how it was meant as a serious film

To be fair getting in and out of the Trader Joes can be a bit sketchy.

Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick

And some how people keep propping up the stock in his companies and will be shocked when it does an Enron.

I tried for years to get along with my father but when I finally went no contact my mental state improved a great deal and I have not looked back. It can be difficult but for those that haven't but really should make the leap and find your family like I did in the people around you that care.

How is it we are this far into the 21st century and people are still surprised when a 'reality' TV personality says something racist? Do people out there not know just how far the food chain 'reality' TV people are?!?

There's a lot of excess in the world and I can definitely say that we do not need a documentary about Jaws the Revenge. Richard Jeni perfectly closed the door on this piece of garbage and it is affront to his memory to be nostalgic about it.

Saturday while the Italians were skating there was obviously a lot of Italian flags and one Mexican flag either a weird trolling attempt or a very confused Italian.

I hate hypotheticals so when asked what did you always want to do with your life? I usually reply “I just really wanted to take a human life and get away with it.” That usually ends the conversation right there.

Someone flipped the speedometer to kilometers from miles per hour briefly on the downhill American views were very confused #olympics

We need to stop with all the stereotypes! The Swiss are 1,2,3 in down hill skiing. DAMN IT!

Commentators “she is very technical and flawless in her skiing doesn’t make mistakes…” and she’s down on the first jump.

I think the Olympic committee should be required to play the old Juicy Fruit jingle during the slope style events

"You know what I overheard the other day?"... NOTHING you overheard nothing you're just making it up to try and back up a dumb nonsense opinion or view or take or what ever.

I know there must be a difference between squash and racquetball and I could look it up but I hate squash (the vegetable) so I don’t care to and I haven’t played racquetball since 1981 so there’s that.

That feeling of disappointment when you check your email see there's yet another unhinged post on the Neighborhood app and know it has been deleted before you can see it.

when I went in to pledge my $100 for MST3K/Rifftrax kickstarter it was at $60,000 by the time I finished it was at $126,000 and is heading for the moon... or the S.O.L. I guess but we all want more old school MST3K

Fish, plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea!

🔥 Lewis Black 🔥😂 @thelewisblack.bsky.social
ICE will learn just like all contractors, with Trump it is all about the fine print. A bonus isn’t a bonus if you have to pay it back!

I hate the term "hot take" your opinion is not a hot take it's just your opinion, and being that Ren and Stimpy was just okay, Spongebob Square pants sucks, Fight club sucks, and the Beatles mediocre at best.

Hey this is moldy.
Is it cheese?
Yes.
Oh I want some!
Hey this moldy.
Is it cheese?
No.
Ew throw it away.