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Peace-bringing visionary. Father of Leto II, Ghanima and Leto II (the second). My replies are my own but my memes belong to the tribe. He/They, EN/FR/ES/DE (in order of competency)

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Come with us and you will see / this our cuuuuuult of Ossssskiiii

01.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/physics/2025/clarke/facts/ for more info. 

John Clarke
Nobel Prize in Physics 2025
Born: 1942, Cambridge, United Kingdom
Affiliation at the time of the award: University of California, Berkeley, CA, USA
Prize motivation: "for the discovery of macroscopic quantum mechanical tunnelling and energy quantisation in an electric circuit"
Prize share: 1/3

https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/physics/2025/clarke/facts/ for more info. John Clarke Nobel Prize in Physics 2025 Born: 1942, Cambridge, United Kingdom Affiliation at the time of the award: University of California, Berkeley, CA, USA Prize motivation: "for the discovery of macroscopic quantum mechanical tunnelling and energy quantisation in an electric circuit" Prize share: 1/3

Lmao his affiliation according to the Nobel Foundation website is "University of California, Berkeley." Didn't want to mention that part in the tweet because he's currently shaking the UC system down for money I reckon. Of course, LBL is administered by UC as well, so...

31.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ignore this little ingrate; watching your kid become worm is hilarious, trust.

30.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A candy bar broken in half, above a depiction of Leto II beginning the transformation into a Worm

A candy bar broken in half, above a depiction of Leto II beginning the transformation into a Worm

🚨PARENTSβ—πŸš¨
Be on the lookout for sandtrout hidden in your children's candy. If placed on the skin, their skin will become not their own. They will, over the course of centuries, slowly become Shai-Hulud. A pearl of their consciousness will return to the sands in each piece from their shattered body.

30.10.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Β‘Claro que sΓ­!

29.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I’m warning everyone now; I’m traveling internationally for the next week in the hopes that I will be β€œforced” to live abroad for a while/-ever since the government is shut down. That may or may not impact my ability to make this post next week.

29.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men are standing on a boat in the ocean . one of the men is holding an umbrella . ALT: a group of men are standing on a boat in the ocean . one of the men is holding an umbrella .
29.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads β€œit is wormsday muad'dudes."

A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads β€œit is wormsday muad'dudes."

Let's get this spice friendaykin! #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday

29.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

(Just living off my largesse.)

29.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

NEWS: I've just heard from a confidential distrans that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social once "nuked" his morning coffee service in a "microwave" to reheat it. Obviously the use of nuclear devices is banned by the Great Convention and we've launched an investigation into this violation.

28.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the kind of principled centrism that plays in Sheboygan ✊🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻

28.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A fake news article titled "Guild attorney general sues Spice makers, claiming links to Addiction, Prescience." It shows a package of spice medication tablets and a shaker of powdered spice. It's making fun of the really stupid lawsuit Texas filed against Tylenol.

A fake news article titled "Guild attorney general sues Spice makers, claiming links to Addiction, Prescience." It shows a package of spice medication tablets and a shaker of powdered spice. It's making fun of the really stupid lawsuit Texas filed against Tylenol.

This is SLAPP bullshit from the Guild; expect an anti-SLAPP countersuit soon.

28.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This logic, unlike the Mets, is undefeated.

25.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with white hair and a beard is pointing his finger at something . ALT: a man with white hair and a beard is pointing his finger at something .
25.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY DON'T BREATHE OUT THEIR MOUTH 😀😀😀😀

24.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta go Beethoven's 7th in "The King's Speech" for me...

24.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's how you make the Bongwater of Life

24.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got tired of click+resize+spin+repeat haha

24.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A *lot*

24.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
24.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

All Confederates were traitors. All Confederate sympathizers are wannabe traitors and at their core have disdain for the More Perfect Union the Founders, for their many faults, spoke about.

24.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is dancing while holding a boombox with adult swim written on the bottom ALT: a cartoon character is dancing while holding a boombox with adult swim written on the bottom

Post has me like

24.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that means we can choose where our tax dollars go now?

23.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A young woman is holding a farming implement and standing in the sun saying β€œI’m tired of this grandpa." her grandfather, wearing a worn hat and dirty clothes and who is missing teeth replies β€œwell that’s too damn bad!"

A young woman is holding a farming implement and standing in the sun saying β€œI’m tired of this grandpa." her grandfather, wearing a worn hat and dirty clothes and who is missing teeth replies β€œwell that’s too damn bad!"

St. Alia of the Knife argues with the Ego-Memory of her grandfather Baron Vladimir Harkonnen as she descends deeper into Abomination (10,219 AG, colourized)

23.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Needed this. Thank you.

23.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an image from an old Christian proselytizing tract. it shows the Pharisees confronting Jesus and saying shut up as he tells them β€œcharismatic leaders should not be trusted." the explicatory text around the borders of the image reads β€œmost people rejected his message. They hated Frank because he told them the truth."

an image from an old Christian proselytizing tract. it shows the Pharisees confronting Jesus and saying shut up as he tells them β€œcharismatic leaders should not be trusted." the explicatory text around the borders of the image reads β€œmost people rejected his message. They hated Frank because he told them the truth."

A reminder in case you need it

23.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many believe that a satisfactory future requires a return to an idealized past, a past which never in fact existed.

23.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The palace in Arrakeen but I added the east wing of the White House to it and a bunch of trees which would be particularly offensive to the populous of Arrakis.

The palace in Arrakeen but I added the east wing of the White House to it and a bunch of trees which would be particularly offensive to the populous of Arrakis.

When you're Padishah Emperor of the Imperium you can do whatever you want to it too.

22.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man progressively applies clown makeup to him self. Every stage is accompanied by an increasingly braindead take. The text reads:

Dune isn't political.

History started when Paul usurped Shaddam in
10191.

Driving fremen out of their sietches is OK, it's fighting back that's the real crime.

The "Fremen" didn't even exist. That's why the Harkonnens wanted to displace or kill them.

Fremen women and children are actually the most dangerous. Look what happened to Rabban!

A man progressively applies clown makeup to him self. Every stage is accompanied by an increasingly braindead take. The text reads: Dune isn't political. History started when Paul usurped Shaddam in 10191. Driving fremen out of their sietches is OK, it's fighting back that's the real crime. The "Fremen" didn't even exist. That's why the Harkonnens wanted to displace or kill them. Fremen women and children are actually the most dangerous. Look what happened to Rabban!

Pretty much #dune #memes #sietchposting #dunesky

22.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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