Pete Moran

Enough about tron legacy, what about ron: legacy? Captain ron is back

It’s possible i’ve seen that movie more times than any other (barring stuff from my childhood)

When i was 13 and the ads for girls gone wild tapes came on Comedy Central there was nothing i wanted to see more, but by the time i was actually old enough to buy any of them there was no way i would buy that creepy shit. Who was actually buying these?

Jack torrance's actions at the Overlook Hotel placed him squarely on the wrong side of history

When Stephen Norrington was pitching his vision, getting himself and others hyped, i imagine he was going “and then the blood sprinklers come on!” not “and at this point we must dwell on the daywalker’s origins and set up two more films”

I’m sorry, cruise industry, but the term “cruising” has nothing to do with ships anymore. That ship has sailed.

Business insider article with cruising used to mean riding a cruise, not having sex with strangers

I got pretty deep into this article before realizing they just meant “riding a cruise ship”

Shudder has like 5 channels playing live movies all the time and i’m not sure why more services don’t try this

Oh you’re watching Cars in the… english dub huh

It’s so sick when the AI options for an office tool are “Yes, i’d love to try Co-pilot” and “No thank you, but make sure to bother me about it every day until I die.”

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Gone with The Wind

It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.

You never hear about anyone disliking the cut of another man’s jib, which leads me to believe jib standards have fallen

Food supply truck with a logo that looks like Criterion’s

So youre telling me this isnt the criterion closet?

Enough about tron legacy, what about ron: legacy? Captain ron is back

What if the movie was TRON: LEGASSE? It’d be like “bam! Knocked you off your light bike”

Does ACAB include Sgt Kabukiman NYPD?

A fun thing about making fun of regular AI users is they very recently used to not be this way. You can be like “hey dummy, go back to the way you were 18 months ago.”

A “Does the Dog Die?” type website except it just tells you if Benedict Wong “thrives in the happy life he deserves” and Weapons has a rating of 3 sad benedict wong faces

Con Air is a good concept for other types of criminals too. A flight full of Batman’s villains, a flight full of Universal Monsters, a flight full of my personal enemies,

That show made me a Hartnett fan and got me ready for his more recent stuff. He rocks

For me, a key moment in turning on him was actually watching his standup. For a guy who’s been doing it for decades, it feels like more like a vanity project by a celebrity than anything. It’s full of brash confidence for a deficit of actual talent.

Recently got to show off my Not Screaming at my Family in Airports skill too, which others seemed to be struggling with.

A bird in the hand is worth the same as two birds in the bush: nothing! I dont want a fucking bird!

What a burden to be old enough to know who Dean Cain is

AI Girlfriend? More like “Ayee, I don’t have a girlfriend! Madone!”

Absolutely. Ten years ago, Konami was abandoning MGS and Silent Hill, and now seems actively interested in reviving them. At the same time, Kojima has his new studio up and thriving. Seems like everything is just fine.

As someone who’s played through the original maybe 6x and adores it, it is fine to acknowledge that games are both software and art, and software has room to improve.

The answer is better preservation of the original game, not “never touching the precious thing”

Reads like this: company takes employees for granted, company treats employees poorly, they leave, chaos ensues in the vacuum, company still takes role for granted,