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I write, I have rats. AuDHD+ FNDlightful The B and the T I have a free writing Patreon which updates Sundays and Thursdays https://www.patreon.com/cw/Bolt451

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Roses are red
Holidays are for show

14.02.2024 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
cute pet rat next to a giant stuffed rat plushie

cute pet rat next to a giant stuffed rat plushie

Cashel is slightly concerned about the new chonk in the house. #petRats #rats

14.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ

By Aram J. French

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Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11773    πŸ” 3805    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 57

There is a scene in ACMF (the trans billionaire thing) where Zoe and Charlie spend a train journey looking up stupid shit like this just trying ti find the worst one

13.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

get thee behind me satan

13.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The current omaze competition house comes with a cuck chair in the main bedroom

13.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Radiography is underrated

13.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Id Alph 'er Centauri, if you know what I mean"

13.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GET IN!

13.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come for the cool artwork. Stay for the hamsters.

Have Phil in return

13.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(yes I know its in points not dollars)

13.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is wearing a pair of sunglasses ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a pair of sunglasses

my face when the DOW is over $50,000

13.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gul Dukat

Gul Dukat

β€œThe Dow is over 50,000 right now.”

13.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm about to top up his food dish so I've no doubt he'll wake up again :)

13.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Its evening here and Phil has already gone to bed

13.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the Greens' answers on music are refreshingly honest!

None of this David Cameron I like the Smiths and the Jam nonsense

13.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never Been To Manchester: Gets Oasis song wrong

I want to sound like I'm from Manchester: Names basic Oasis song

God-Level True Mancunian: My thesis on why Oasis stood on the shoulders of our true heroes, Stone Roses, and there is no finer moment in life than 2am, last song, I Am The Resurrection

13.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ward 13: Lewy Bodies Part 1 | Bolt's Actual Human Writings Get more from Bolt's Actual Human Writings on Patreon

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A day late but a new part of Ward 13 is up on my free Patreon! #Writing #WritingCommunity #QueerWriters

13.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fantasy medical series is also queer AF too TBF

13.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Lamentations of women? no
Lamentations of men? Now we're talking

13.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in 2026 I'm going to finish my Queer scifi novel and urban fantasy medical short story series :) (shameless link, its free: www.patreon.com/cw/Bolt451 )

I'm also making an effort to be more involved with roller derby despite my disability. I'm announcing a game tomorrow :)

13.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its the plot of the first Pokemon film isnt it?

13.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wipes out off the slope. Reappears at the top minus a life

He wasnt a participant tho so I cant speak whether power ups are approved by the IOC

13.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did this guy at the Olympics Snowboarding Cross intentionally dress like Mario

13.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean it am in my late 30s. But the show im referencing did only start in 2019 :p

13.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, a trans person, whenever I walk past a newspaper

13.02.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lord, give me the misplaced confidence of the lads just standing there a sofa's length away while the tarmac tumbles into oblivion.

13.02.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Might play it again tomorrow with
A) a squishier team than marines
B) a points advantage for the NPC team to counter their simplistic decision tree

12.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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