much like an orca, my cat also loves to launch his prey into the air, just to watch them crash back down. malicious little shit
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They/them Perpetual exhaustion machine
much like an orca, my cat also loves to launch his prey into the air, just to watch them crash back down. malicious little shit
05.11.2025 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Flirting is so hard, I'm just like ferral with indecision and tension
01.04.2025 00:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My grandmother is somehow perfectly in my way at all times when I'm cooking
22.03.2025 02:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After years of being online only, we have a brick & mortar location!
Find Diasporic Magic in the Woodland Hills neighborhood of Los Angeles.
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Help (these aren't mine)
09.02.2025 03:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you're not on tiktok just fyi the mountains of the pacific northwest have been beefing for a few days and yosemite has recently joined the fight against mt hood
08.02.2025 13:55 β π 183 π 9 π¬ 11 π 3No more puzzle for me
02.02.2025 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been napping a lot, just embracing unconsciousness
02.02.2025 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My cat woke me up, thought it was zoomies but nope. Dead mice
28.01.2025 14:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Being off TikTok is crazy, I havenβt been influenced to buy anything all week
25.01.2025 18:58 β π 1525 π 77 π¬ 72 π 11Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
24.01.2025 14:31 β π 12977 π 825 π¬ 330 π 67Large cat lays on the back of a person in a blue sweater. The cat is not facing the viewer.
Someone come help. He's kneading my ass
23.01.2025 05:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The way I sprinted down our driveway bc I left my diet coke in the counter
22.01.2025 17:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€’
22.01.2025 04:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"They're poisoning the blood of our country" whatever you would have done in the holocaust is what ur doing noe
22.01.2025 02:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TikTok as we knew it died when it went dark this weekend. Itβs still dead.
20.01.2025 16:56 β π 8612 π 631 π¬ 201 π 44We were talking about, if it does come back, I'll go back in, write down all the names of the artists I followed and permanently delete
19.01.2025 17:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm watching the news so apologies but it's very obvious the the US government hates CA, and that the only way we will receive FEMA assistance for the fires is conditional.
19.01.2025 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that tiktok is gone, I fear all my time will be spent playing merge dragons
19.01.2025 17:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This actually feels like propaganda and I'm mad
19.01.2025 17:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weaponsβ¦
19.01.2025 01:42 β π 28005 π 2622 π¬ 673 π 120LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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Missed being in asl class so much, who knew I would be stoked for a night class
17.01.2025 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OK listen. Like art classes, don't like "artists"
16.01.2025 00:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you ever think about art you experienced years ago and violently tear up.... yeah
15.01.2025 21:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The office administrator in my department and I spent like 20 minutes today talking about naps, and how we both missed our nap time today
15.01.2025 04:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I may have bitten off more than I can chew this semester... π«
15.01.2025 04:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0M.I.L.F. (man, I like frogs)
08.01.2025 07:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Caught gossiping
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